Wife/girlfriend’s friend (with benefits)

[Brandnewbuddy]

So this is a more comedic idea I just thought up.

So you ever dated someone and they’re great but they have one friend who you have no idea how they got to be friends? The one who wonders aloud how they can’t find a man and don’t know why (and you have to hold your tongue) The one who somehow knows the perfect time to call or say they had plans with your partner when the two of you are about to get intimate?

Now imagine if that friend was someone who your partner fucks on and off and she wants you to start fucking her too.

I guess I’ll give an example for what I mean:

John married his wife Trina after several years of dating. She is everything to him: gorgeous, compassionate, shares a lot of interests and hobbies with him, loves sex and loves him…the only catch is that she has a friend named Linda.

Linda has been a thorn in John’s side for some time. She’s the opposite of Trina in many ways and loves arguing with John over any little thing. What’s more, Trina has a friends with benefits relationship with her. Trina was upfront about it (though it was before John really got to know Linda and was hoping it would lead to a threesome). So whenever Linda is dumped or is feeling down, Trina rushes over and they have a quickie.

Since they got married though, Linda has been calling constantly. John finally puts his foot down and Linda agrees to talk it over with Trina.

Next night, Linda says she has a surprise to make it up to John and sends him a few lewds. When she meets him at the door in her sexiest lingerie, she passionately makes out with him and guides him to their bedroom where Trina is in her underwear, fingering herself.

Linda says Trina explained it to her: John is obviously feeling left out so he should join in on their arrangement. John of course is baffled and starts to say “absolutely not” when Trina starts crying about how no man will ever want her and Linda shoots him those pleading eyes he can’t say no to and he reluctantly joins in.

I just thought it would be funny to have a guy who is being given a pass to have sex with his wife’s hot friend and her in a three way and is absolutely loathing it.

Like Linda tries to get John more on board with the idea by promising to let him pick a kink to explore with the two of them: he wants them to do anything, they’ll do it. So John says he’d love for them to dress as maids and call him master. Trina shoots it down saying how the master servant dynamic is offensive. Linda just smiles and asks John to pick another one. He decides to go with stockings: “the factories they are produced in exploit third world laborers” sex in the hot tub: “too dangerous” John lists several others and then Trina says “oh, why don’t we do maids? That’s a fun idea”

I also think it could be fun to explore the reasons the two of them are friends. Maybe it’s more personal: Trina awoke Linda to being bisexual, or maybe Trina is the only one Linda can confide in something about.

Maybe it’s a kink thing: Linda secretly loves fucking John when he’s pissed but doesn’t want to be the source of his anger.

Or maybe there is no good reason but Linda doesn’t like quitting on a relationship.

I do think it would be funny if John confronted Trina and accused her of just wanting to have Linda as her wife and Trina looks at him and goes “WHOA. I’m one hundred percent straight. I just have sex with Linda to support her. That’s very heterophobic of you.”

Another angle could be the solution: John tries to hook Trina up with a guy, now she wants the guy to join in as “it’s only fair”

But anywho, I just thought it would be funny to watch a guy who technically gets what a lot of guys on paper would like but is miserable with it.

 

[PennyThompson]

This is giving powerful Bob's Burgers, Linda's sister Gayle vibes

Wifey's friend is a knockout, but is just so unbearably weird and needy that she's unable to maintain a real relationship. Hubby cannot stand her, but has definitely rubbed more than one out thinking about her body.

Wifey loves her terrible friend deeply though, and wants her to be happy.

"Honey, can't you just give her a pity fuck? She's had such a dry spell... I know you think she's hot, how bad could it be?"

"Ugghhh, I wish you could 'put a bag' over her personality..."

 

[Rob_Royale]

I think this is a great set up for some angry sex. Trina would get hammered.

 

[DarkSollat]

Every reason for two women to lay on top of each other for kissing and groping, and a man to get behind them to switch between their pussies is a good thing.

Hatesex is for sure one way to handle it. Another is that although 'Trina' is still annoying, she turns out to be really capable lover, maybe even better than Wife (or not, if you just want happy smut). So she and Husband start fooling around more, don't even engaging Wife - but they still throw punches at each other in non-sexual conversationd. Like:

• They just have threesome, and Wife is sleeping. "I still want sex, do you?" "Yes, but let's go to shower/kitchen/lounge to not wake her." "Yep, she had a rough day, let her sleep."
• They have dinner and the moment Wife leaves to clean dishes and prepare dessert, Trina and Husband leap at each other.
• They're in cinema together and Trina gives Husband a sneaky handjob.

Also, each of them deny it's cheating and find excuses like "she wants us to get along, doesn't she?" or "it's no one's fault her libido is lower than ours".