Wierd Shit That Pops Into Your Head For No Reason.

[jaF0]

Not sure if this goes here or F&S or why it came to my mind just now.

I had this desire to walk a incredibly beautiful women into a room. She's in painfully high heels and nothing else but a collar and leash. She also sports a plug with something attached and hanging down her thighs, maybe a tail or chain. The room has many men standing in rows. I lead her down the rows between them, stopping randomly in front of one and hand him her leash, then walk away and out of the room.

Nawhhh, my head ain't fucked up at all.

 

[Acktion]

Could've been either. I've got both a fuzzy fox tail and a chain flail version in one of the chests over there against the far wall waiting. (The flail version is a bit longer since it doubles as a plug to fit her with and a handle to swing it by.)

Nawhh. I mean, yeah, your noodles can sometimes be tied in knots here and there in other ways. But, not this time. At least no more so than us normals. Sorry to disappoint you, jaF0. But, this one is a pretty common one for those of us that have no time or interest in pretending to conform to someone else's version of "correctness" anymore.

Welcome to relampego, the enlightened state of being. As long as everyone consents and everyone is safe enough to walk off under their own power later, have fun.

 

[LauraWilling]

Could've been either. I've got both a fuzzy fox tail and a chain flail version in one of the chests over there against the far wall waiting. (The flail version is a bit longer since it doubles as a plug to fit her with and a handle to swing it by.)

Nawhh. I mean, yeah, your noodles can sometimes be tied in knots here and there in other ways. But, not this time. At least no more so than us normals. Sorry to disappoint you, jaF0. But, this one is a pretty common one for those of us that have no time or interest in pretending to conform to someone else's version of "correctness" anymore.

Welcome to relampego, the enlightened state of being. As long as everyone consents and everyone is safe enough to walk off under their own power later, have fun.

HEAR! HEAR! I have been a woman lead by a leash hooked to my collar and wearing a pair of black patent leather stilettos in front of a group of men. But in my case a blindfold was put on me first. I can't tell you how erotic that was for me that evening! One of the most exciting nights I ever had.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Not sure if this goes here or F&S or why it came to my mind just now.

I had this desire to walk a incredibly beautiful women into a room. She's in painfully high heels and nothing else but a collar and leash. She also sports a plug with something attached and hanging down her thighs, maybe a tail or chain. The room has many men standing in rows. I lead her down the rows between them, stopping randomly in front of one and hand him her leash, then walk away and out of the room.

Nawhhh, my head ain't fucked up at all.

That sounds like a fun fantasy, and only fucked up if you're acting it out with people who don't want to play.

 

[Aerolineas]

Not sure if this goes here or F&S or why it came to my mind just now.

I had this desire to walk a incredibly beautiful women into a room.

She hopes that she qualifies, at least as 'beautiful'. Although her husband makes her feel 'incredibly beautiful.'

She's in painfully high heels

They are polished turquoise color leather pumps. She's not sure the height is actually 'painfully high,' but it hurts when she falls down, because she's not terribly coordinated.

and nothing else but a

Set of four matching turquoise leather cuffs -- they are actually small dog collars, you get some interesting looks trying them on at 'Pet****t' too -- there on her wrists and ankles that match her light blue leather ...

collar and leash. She also sports a plug with something attached and hanging down her thighs, maybe a tail or chain.

Its a small silver metal chain -- also from 'Pet****t' -- that runs from the "D"-rings on the wrist cuffs through either a ring in the silicone butt plug -- or in the alternative if she's fertile, a ring on a chastity device preventing vaginal entry -- then down to the rings on the ankle cuffs. The chains might be crossed or straight, and may or may not also connecting her ankles and wrists together. There are several different possibilities.

The room has many men standing in rows.

It's actually a circle around the sturdy oak, custom made, coffee table.

I lead her down the rows between them, stopping randomly in front of one and hand him her leash

My guests had drawn lots beforehand, specifying acts and sequence of acts. The night begins and my wife will quite literally be dripping cum by the morning, unless the girls are really hungry. Sometimes there are women who join in the play.

Nawhhh, my head ain't fucked up at all.

Nope ... Not at all, we call it 'Taco Tuesday.'

 

[Goldenfinger]

I think I’d get committed.

 

[Blue]

Humans are the ape/hominid equivalent of Sphynx cats.

 

[Blue]

pounce.

Hi
I don’t post much anymore because I ran out of things to say.

 

[Lovethefox]

You mean like maybe parading my wife in front of a group of naked women so she can pick out the one she wants to watch me fuck?

Nope, never thought of anything like that

 

[Acktion]

Hi
I don’t post much anymore because I ran out of things to say.

So did I, but I just keep on keeping on.

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.17iQkszL13FOOgRYBnsMhwHaLH&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300

 

[Fingerfuxs]

 

[gracie920101]

4am this morning:

Honey, what happened to that desk we had in the spare room in the house in Austin? (lived there in 2001)

WTF? Its 4am!

 

[gracie920101]

Just noticed the title of this thread. Now it hurts my brain every time I look at it.