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Widowed When Her Cat Died, Woman Plans to Marry Dog
What’s next after gay marriage as our most sacred institutions are methodically reduced to sick jokes? Look to Europe for the answer:
A woman grieving for her ‘ex-husband’ cat has said she is now going to marry her dog.
Dominique Lesbirel married Doerack, the aforementioned cat, eight years ago but aged 19 and suffering kidney failure he had to be put down.
But the 41-year-old has found love with her dog, Travis, and hopes they will get married one day.
It’s still too soon to marry just yet, she said, but one day she will hold a ceremony to wed.
Dominique actually got ordained online and carries out weddings for other people with their pets.
For the time being there are still remnants of standards, at least for Dominique:
“I’m happy to conduct same sex marriages, or to let people marry more than one pet. I only marry domestic animals, though. In some parts of the world, you hear of people keeping lions and tigers as pets – I wouldn’t marry people to them.”
Good thing people like Dominique are getting ordained. Any sincere priest or minister will refuse to participate in blasphemous homosexual ceremonies, regardless of what the five moonbats on the Supreme Court decree. When the government retaliates, they may not be in a position to perform any marriages at all. But Dominique and others can step in to fill the gap, until holy matrimony withers away amid dying laughter into a quaint discontinued custom of days gone by
What’s next after gay marriage as our most sacred institutions are methodically reduced to sick jokes? Look to Europe for the answer:
A woman grieving for her ‘ex-husband’ cat has said she is now going to marry her dog.
Dominique Lesbirel married Doerack, the aforementioned cat, eight years ago but aged 19 and suffering kidney failure he had to be put down.
But the 41-year-old has found love with her dog, Travis, and hopes they will get married one day.
It’s still too soon to marry just yet, she said, but one day she will hold a ceremony to wed.
Dominique actually got ordained online and carries out weddings for other people with their pets.
For the time being there are still remnants of standards, at least for Dominique:
“I’m happy to conduct same sex marriages, or to let people marry more than one pet. I only marry domestic animals, though. In some parts of the world, you hear of people keeping lions and tigers as pets – I wouldn’t marry people to them.”
Good thing people like Dominique are getting ordained. Any sincere priest or minister will refuse to participate in blasphemous homosexual ceremonies, regardless of what the five moonbats on the Supreme Court decree. When the government retaliates, they may not be in a position to perform any marriages at all. But Dominique and others can step in to fill the gap, until holy matrimony withers away amid dying laughter into a quaint discontinued custom of days gone by
