Why?!?!?

[zach79]

Ok about 45 minutes ago I got a phone call. However it wasn't any ordinary phone call.

First some girl called and asked if Zach (me) was there, I said yes. Then without warning she starts talking dirty, and I mean really dirty. She talked about how wet she was for me, if I liked pornography, how she wanted me to fuck her hard, etc... . I kept asking who was this, she never answered. She was talking in a really low voice, I almost couldn't hear her. I did hear a lot of background noise; other people, etc... . We talked for about 3 to 4 minutes total and then she suddenly hung up.

Immediately afterwards I was half pissed off, half turned on. But the more I sat and thought about it the more PISSED OFF I got.

I thought it might have been one of my friends or their girlfriends trying to get a rise, or make fun of me. So I jumped in the car real quick and drove by their house. I saw a lot of cars parked outside.
I am not fully sure it was one of them, but my gut feeling is that is was.

After I got home, I grew more and more pissed off (BTW I am a virgin and I thought this might have something to do with the call). Now I am 99 percent sure it was one of them, and the main reason they did it was to make fun of me or something to that effect.

I tried * 69 and they blocked their number.

I am ROYALLY PISSED OFF right now, I mean being a virgin is bad enough, but to do this to be made fun of makes me want to climb to the nearest watchtower and start picking people off (if I had a gun).

I AM NEARING THE EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

I've had incidents like this before ( not phony phone sex, mind you) and I am getting closer to my breaking point.

If crap like this keeps happening to me PEOPLE WILL PAY!!!!!!

Comments?

 

[HeavyStick]

read a story and finish yourself off

 

[Nora]

Dude. Calm down. Nobody can piss you off unless you let them.

So don't let them.

Just enjoy the 4 minutes you had and jerk off and laugh at them for completely missing the point.

 

[Problem Child]

Personally, I think Nathan's hot dogs are the best. They do something special with the spices.

 

[Tropism]

It's called peer pressure; stick to your guns and laugh at them for doing that.

 

[lilminx]

Oops, sorry- that was me. My boyfriend came into the room and I had to hang up.

 

[zach79]

What does Nathan's hot dogs have to do with anything?!?!?

 

[Problem Child]

What does Nathan's hot dogs have to do with anything?!?!?

If I don't get my Nathan's hot dogs, people usually end up paying.

 

[Private Vasquez]

And they're kosher, aren't they?

 

[alexandraaah]

Sounds like your friends were playing truth or dare.

If you were hanging out with them, it could've been YOU poking fun at someone.

Moral of the story: don't ever be alone with your virgin self again until you have sex.

 

[Problem Child]

And they're kosher, aren't they?

I'n not for sure about that, but either way they're hella good.

 

[freakygirl]

He had to ask what Nathans hots dogs had to do with this?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hella. Fa shizzle.

 

[phrodeau]

You should have crashed the party. In fact, it's probably not too late right now. If they're friends they won't mind, and you just might meet up with a hottie.

 

[lilminx]

And they're kosher, aren't they?

Nope, they aren't. Shofar and Hebrew National are, though.

(Wow, the Jewish side of me is really coming out tonight!!!)

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's cheating!

Down with pork!

 

[zach79]

Shyness is my true downfall.

I've had about 3 solid chances to have had a girl, but I've passed on them. Two were bonfide sluts, one of which was a drug user (ie. shooting up) and that's not for me ( not to badmouth anyone's lifestyle, cause that's your life and not mine).

The other one is the one that got away and the one in which I'll regret the rest of my life.

What I'm trying to say is that I just won't screw anything that has female genitalia.

But the more and more life passes me by I am convinced:

NICE GUYS REALLY DO FINISH LAST!!!!

 

[zach79]

Damn it when the did this become a thread about fucking hot dogs!!!!!

I've had to deal with enough bullshit tonight.

Start a thread about frigging hot dogs instead of cluttering this one with this foolish shit.

Sorry but I'm not in the mood for anyone's crap tonight.

 

[Liontamr]

First off relax.. Teak a deep breath. There are alot more shitty things that a friend can do to you than have a chick call you up and talk dirty...

Hell come to think of it if I had a friend have a chick call me up and start talking to me, I'd be more pissed off I couldn't buy him a drink for a helluva an idea.

Laugh it off.. No matter what reason it was that you got this call, it's not worth stressing out over or reliving past life experiences.

And as for the hot dogs.. Again, take a deep breath and relax.. It's thread hijacking and it happens all the time.

Life is too short. Keep that in mind..

 

[Lasz]

Threads never turn out to be what the author wants them to be. Just an issue of this place I guess.

As for your friends, listen to "drahhh. She is right.

 

[zach79]

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sorry I had to move it past all the spam on the board




BTW I would never make fun of someone like someone did to me tonight.

 

[zach79]

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sorry this is the last one

I have to see what anyone in the morning crowd has to say.

 

[Bindii]

Don't let them get to you. What does it matter whether you are a virgin or not? Really its hardly the be all and end all is it?

Take a deep breath and hold your head high. If they know that they have gotten to you then they will only continue to pull childish pranks like this.

 

[mike_mike02128]

You said you were 1/2 pissed off and 1/2 turned on? Maybe you should spend 1/2 as much energy on the turned on part as you have on the pissed off part of your experience. Just remember how you felt when you were turned on and forget about when you were pissed off.

Jokes played on friends have a short shelf life. Have they been ribbing you about it? If not, maybe it wasn't your friends after all. Maybe it was really a girl who likes you and enjoys talking dirty secretly on the phone in a room full of noisy people (that sound like friends of yours), and if you're lucky, maybe it will happen again.

Hey, maybe once you figure out who the girl really was, you can get something going with her. If she is good on the phone, she must have something going for herself.

Good luck with your delema, and give the hot dogs a chance. They are a legitimate food product and deserve your respect. Its not easy being a weener.

 

[Bindii]

Good luck with your delema, and give the hot dogs a chance. They are a legitimate food product and deserve your respect. Its not easy being a weener.

LMFAO!