Why Yoyotwat came to Literotica

[KillerMuffin]

Now, I know that we've all been wondering why such a prude would come here and then berate everyone for enjoying anything remotely sexual. If you've ever been to the story ideas board, you'll see what drew him to this fine site.

Sex in Indian Family

Writhing on their parent's bed, like horny, humping young animals, Sameer fucked his didi ferociously, and Hasina loved every deep, powerful thrust. She screamed and hunched her hips up at his pounding lund, scratching his back with her long nails as she begged him to fuck her harder... deeper! Soon, Sameer was pounding his lund into his big didi's chootso hard, her head was banging loudly against the headboard, but neither of them cared.

It was really exciting to be fucking so wildly on their Mom and Dad's bed. Of course, there'd be hell to pay if anybody ever found out, but no way could that happen. Dad had never missed a day of work in his life, and he never came home before dinner. Mom's shopping trips were always at least three hours long. So Hasina and Sameer figured they had plenty of time to satisfy their incestuous lusts together. At last, they were all alone in the house.... or almost!

Their younger bhai Raja (who for the purposes of this ego had just turned 18), had finished his paper route early and had hurried back to the house. Ordinarily he would have been in no rush at all. He would probably have taken the time to go visit his friends and ended up hanging out with them for the rest of the day. But there was something suspicious going on at home, Raja was sure of it, and he wanted to investigate.

Aphrodisiac Mother & Aunty

We fucked and fucked each other that night enjoying each other. Grandma(Ammamma) came back with me the next day on the pretext that she had to help her daughter, and stayed with us.

Raji, my aunty could guess that I fucked her mother too, but accepted the fact.

Raji aunty knew my desire for grandma earlier, because I told her many a time that I wanted to fuck Parvathi, my grandmother.

It was one of those nights during the fucking threesome sessions with aunty and grandmother, I came to know the secret of my birth. The secret was that I was actually the son of my paternal grandfather. My paternal grandfather fucked my mother, Bharathi Devi, and impregnated her and I was born. So by birth I became my mother's brother-in-law, and my father's half brother.

I shall write the details in the next part. I also fucked a Brahmin widow and her daughter-in-law.

The truth, I know it's hard to believe, is that Yoyotwat is a pervert.

 

[Starfish]

The truth, I know it's hard to believe, is that Yoyotwat is a pervert.

And I thought it was because he is someone's twisted alter ego who told him things like...

"Let me post Or I'll go on a killing spree with your hands... heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 

[cybergirly]

Re: Re: Why Yoyotwat came to Literotica

And I thought it was because he is someone's twisted alter ego who told him things like...

"Let me post Or I'll go on a killing spree with your hands... heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Hey that's what I thought!

 

[sunstruck]

The truth, I know it's hard to believe, is that Yoyotwat is a pervert.

Odd, this makes me dislike him less. Maybe I do need therapy.

 

[Vilac]

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"Let me post Or I'll go on a killing spree with your hands... heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

You know...everytime I see yoyo's name on the boards, and I see his infamous "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", it reminds me of that little, irritating midget bastard that they have on the television commercials selling the E-ware Mp3/video recorder.

I hate that commerical. That little bastard popping up on the back of a dressing room door....or from within a newspaper dispenser screaming "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" just makes me want to grab him and stuff him down the nearest newly sharpened wood chipper.

Do I sound slightly aggitated today?
V~

 

[bluespoke]

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Odd, this makes me dislike him less. Maybe I do need therapy.

Definitely!

 

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[KillerMuffin]

So you really are your own father/half-brother/uncle/grandfather.

Wow.

 

[Starfish]

Yayati, You seriously stink of white, middle class American loser trying to be ethnicly controversial and failing rapidly.

*yawn*

You really need to put on your swimmies and go play in your baby pool this afternoon.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oooooooooh stop. You know that the only way you get anyone to reply to one of your threads is talk about me or KM or Miles or someone else. You can't actually get anyone to to respond to you for longer than a day. If your threads go on past page two, it's because KM's been funny, or becasue PC's skewered you with some fabulous monologue. It's always about us, titwillow, and never about you.

How does that make you feel?

 

[Starfish]

What exactly does it take to get whomever is yoyo to put on their yaya outfit?


a fifth of everclear?
a rock?
3 ml of china cat injected into the eyeball?
flashing lights?
a hookah with a tit shaped nozzle?
after a nice big turd?
tacos?
Alu chole?
Huffing Nag Champa?
Ricola?
lighting farts on fire?

 

[miles]

I am not a pervert.



If you didnt know, there are 1.4 billion count'em 1.4 billion desis out there.

Since you posted, that number has increased to 1.6 billion.

 

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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yaya, it's okay to cry.

 

[Starfish]

yes, it's alright, because you are special and gosh darnit..


People like you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Titwillow, classic, truly classic

You only want me for my sanity, baby. I heard some Brahmins discussing a new way to masturbate in computer lab this morning. It involves curry paste in mustard sauce as a lubricant. You should try it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And, once again, everyone is funnier than you are Yaya Sisterhood. It's gotta irk you. Describe how you feel.

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

Put on the red dress Yaya. You look so pretty in the red dress!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I can see the smoke coming out of your ears as you sweat at your comebacks. Maybe if you try holding the thesaurus upright..?

 

[Starfish]

Seeking former comedian to dress me up in a ruffely dress, put my hair in pigtail and then send me home to daddy.

I have a nice clean shaven 28 year old, prepubescent pussy.

Any takers?

 

[Guest]

Re: Titwillow, classic, truly classic

 

[KillerMuffin]

He has a hard time reading, Dixon. It's the pure Brahma bloodlines.

Yo? Does your mamma know you're fuckin' your sister?

Of course she does! She is your sister.

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Titwillow, classic, truly classic

Just my two pennies.

It's rupies you fuckwad. Rupies....