Why you should never cheat on your wife/girlfriend.......LOL
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Do you think she's upset? 
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GuyJD said:
I don't know. What makes you think that?
It was a passing thought, not really sure though. I think she needs to express herself and quit hiding her real feelings!! LOL
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Time to come clean after 10 years...
I once had a Dance tutor, we'll call her 'P', (because her name is Pam). She was a mega stroppy bitch who was forever taking things out on us because she used to dance with the Joplin in NY until she broke her leg. Resentment and self loathing personified!
One day During a Technical Rehersal she went one step too far, I don't remember clearly now, I think she refused to let me get the dancers hold a certain pattern on stage so I could level the light out evenly on them (Dawg, back me up here, dance is hard enough to light without being told to "do it from memory" isn't it?)
Anyway, I had to go outside before I ground her into a powder. A friend was spraying a set with luminous yellow paint, you know the stuff, looks white but goes radioactive yellow in the dark
Senario: Me, Luminous paint, her car (white...) Can you guess what I did?
Well you're wrong, I sprayed "Pam's a bitchwhore from the depths or HELL" on the BOTTOM of her car. It made me feel better...
I once had a Dance tutor, we'll call her 'P', (because her name is Pam). She was a mega stroppy bitch who was forever taking things out on us because she used to dance with the Joplin in NY until she broke her leg. Resentment and self loathing personified!
One day During a Technical Rehersal she went one step too far, I don't remember clearly now, I think she refused to let me get the dancers hold a certain pattern on stage so I could level the light out evenly on them (Dawg, back me up here, dance is hard enough to light without being told to "do it from memory" isn't it?)
Anyway, I had to go outside before I ground her into a powder. A friend was spraying a set with luminous yellow paint, you know the stuff, looks white but goes radioactive yellow in the dark
Senario: Me, Luminous paint, her car (white...) Can you guess what I did?
Well you're wrong, I sprayed "Pam's a bitchwhore from the depths or HELL" on the BOTTOM of her car. It made me feel better...
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woodgie2 said:Time to come clean after 10 years...
I once had a Dance tutor, we'll call her 'P', (because her name is Pam). She was a mega stroppy bitch who was forever taking things out on us because she used to dance with the Joplin in NY until she broke her leg. Resentment and self loathing personified!
One day During a Technical Rehersal she went one step too far, I don't remember clearly now, I think she refused to let me get the dancers hold a certain pattern on stage so I could level the light out evenly on them (Dawg, back me up here, dance is hard enough to light without being told to "do it from memory" isn't it?)
Anyway, I had to go outside before I ground her into a powder. A friend was spraying a set with luminous yellow paint, you know the stuff, looks white but goes radioactive yellow in the dark
Senario: Me, Luminous paint, her car (white...) Can you guess what I did?
Well you're wrong, I sprayed "Pam's a bitchwhore from the depths or HELL" on the BOTTOM of her car. It made me feel better...
Hahahaha! Great story, woodgie! Yeah I hated lighting dancers, or was that working with dancers, or both?
We had a particularly cranky visiting choreographer in college that wanted everything just so! When my side light did not live up to her expectatiions and she decided to have it out with me and my crew on center stage during intermission of the first Dress Rehearsal, we decided have the last word.
"Fuck off!" Was painted that night in blacklight paint on her prized "Dance Box" It was a huge wooden crate that she insisted be incorporated into the set of all of her shows. Now if she ever does a blacklight number, she'll remember her time with us!
BigDawg69 said:
Hahahaha! Great story, woodgie! Yeah I hated lighting dancers, or was that working with dancers, or both?
We had a particularly cranky visiting choreographer in college that wanted everything just so! When my side light did not live up to her expectatiions and she decided to have it out with me and my crew on center stage during intermission of the first Dress Rehearsal, we decided have the last word.
"Fuck off!" Was painted that night in blacklight paint on her prized "Dance Box" It was a huge wooden crate that she insisted be incorporated into the set of all of her shows. Now if she ever does a blacklight number, she'll remember her time with us!
Dawg. Go and buy yourself a beer tonight. I'll do the same. And we can drink each other's health
Cheers!
Oh, and Pixie, darling? We're not evil, only Just. The ones who have things like this done to them? They deserve it, really they do.
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You know I meant that in the best possible way, darling.woodgie2 said:
Dawg. Go and buy yourself a beer tonight. I'll do the same. And we can drink each other's health
Cheers!
Oh, and Pixie, darling? We're not evil, only Just. The ones who have things like this done to them? They deserve it, really they do.
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I can sum up my reason in five words.
She has a marksmanship award.
She has a marksmanship award.
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It's a silent 'R'
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