Why would any man in his right mind want seventy virgins?

[jonpatato]

Just curious I am not going to name the faith but. You know who I am talking about! But if you die for there faith you are prmised seventy virgins when yoh get to paradise. I do not not how you guys and girls feel about this but I want sevent women that have been around a bite lol.

 

[sandles_nosocks]

I thought it was seventy two virgins.

 

[tinwalker]

I believe technically it is actually raisins.

 

[jonpatato]

I love it. I love the humor lol!

 

[sandles_nosocks]

I love potatoes

 

[jonpatato]

I love potatoes

Do you want some sausage with your potatoes?

 

[Blase]

I believe technically it is actually raisins.

There is actually some controversy about the translation. Raisins were a luxury good back in Mohammed's time, and apparently there's some similarity between the two words in ancient Arabic.

Wouldn't THAT be the ultimate bait and switch?

 

[basic_desires]

There is actually some controversy about the translation. Raisins were a luxury good back in Mohammed's time, and apparently there's some similarity between the two words in ancient Arabic.

Wouldn't THAT be the ultimate bait and switch?

What a clanger, lining up at the pearly gates after dying for the cause, expecting a bunch of virgins fussing over you and being handed a handful of raisins instead...

 

[Que]

Who, in their right mind would want 72 women?

Maybe if you had 36 separate dwellings so that they didn't synch up their PMS. Visit two a night. Maybe.

 

[romantic_perv]

Don't forget, they literally have an eternity to learn stuff.

 

[JudasIscariot]

I know what you are saying. Just think after having sex potentially 72x they become just another mouth to feed and imagine the nagging they must get up there.

Also, they always die dead broke, so chances are those 72 gals will be eating another dick after a week or two.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Why does nobody ponder how these poor virgins must have fucked up to end up spending an eternity with 'Mad Mohammed'? What did they do wrong? 'Cause it all just sounds like a fantastic argument in favour of teenage sluttiness to me ... "Give it up as cheaply and as quickly as you can girls - Or you might end up like this!"

 

[basic_desires]

What's the prophet's take...

I believe technically it is actually raisins.

...on playing with your food?...

 

[YAK411976]

What a clanger, lining up at the pearly gates after dying for the cause, expecting a bunch of virgins fussing over you and being handed a handful of raisins instead...

To paraphrase a rap song..."I've got 72 raisins but the bitch ain't one."

 

[jonpatato]

Please consider proofreading and correcting this mess.

Well sometimes when I proofread I still read what i am thinking in my head.

 

[ArthurW]

You said the words in the beginning right mind. But mistranslation could also be a cause.

 

[Mirageme65]

It would take an eternity to figure out how to get off with only 72 raisins at your disposal!

 

[legion1054]

Just curious I am not going to name the faith but. You know who I am talking about! But if you die for there faith you are prmised seventy virgins when yoh get to paradise. I do not not how you guys and girls feel about this but I want sevent women that have been around a bite lol.

I never really understood that myself... I mean give me a couple of pornstars or something! On this mistranslation... Could also be 72 Virgil's sayin "you gots a pretty mouth boy."

 

[Lyodran]

They're considered a gift, not a liability. The explanation of the verse describes these women as near-perfect, and are there solely to please you. Great, right?

 

[KUJACK]

Just curious I am not going to name the faith but. You know who I am talking about! But if you die for there faith you are prmised seventy virgins when yoh get to paradise. I do not not how you guys and girls feel about this but I want sevent women that have been around a bite lol.

A virgin every 5th day, would last about a year until they were all used up.

 

[JudasIscariot]

They're considered a gift, not a liability. The explanation of the verse describes these women as near-perfect, and are there solely to please you. Great, right?

It's the 'near perfect' part that I'd worry about considering its in heaven.

It could mean she looks like Audrey Hepburn but has her two front teeth missing.

 

[basic_desires]

It would take an eternity to figure out how to get off with only 72 raisins at your disposal!

Particularly if they are already all dry and shriveled up...

 

[vidiman]

Keep wishing infadels

 

[basic_desires]

Lucky then I am an Infidel...

I wish for the raisins and leave the virgins to the infadels

 

[vidiman]

I think we may all end up with 'peanuts'