Why wont you bourbon me!?

[parodyluvr75]

Please, I'm so sorry, I NEED bourbon. You guys are my number one place to go for adult entertainment. PLEASE bourbon me

my name is parody, for the love of god you are torturing me, babblesex, which is awful compared to drinking bourbon and literally the only other game in town when it comes to bourbon that actually works. They are down and I need you guys.

Please, I have begged over and over, i am truly sorry, what do I have to do to get bourbonned. PLEASE bourbon me.

 

[run_silent]

No bourbon for you! Suffer.

 

[LadyVer]

Which thread is this a parody of? I saw babblesex mentioned earlier somewhere...

Hey parody and run silent!

 

[run_silent]

Which thread is this a parody of? I saw babblesex mentioned earlier somewhere...

Hey parody and run silent!

Hey Ver. Good morning. The parody is from a post from some guy that got banned from lit chat and begging to get back on.

 

[LadyVer]

Hey Ver. Good morning. The parody is from a post from some guy that got banned from lit chat and begging to get back on.

oh ok. I read that thread but couldn't remember the name if it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hi RS and lady Ver, now where's my bourbon?

 

[drtyyoleman]

Please, I'm so sorry, I NEED bourbon. You guys are my number one place to go for adult entertainment. PLEASE bourbon me

my name is parody, for the love of god you are torturing me, babblesex, which is awful compared to drinking bourbon and literally the only other game in town when it comes to bourbon that actually works. They are down and I need you guys.

Please, I have begged over and over, i am truly sorry, what do I have to do to get bourbonned. PLEASE bourbon me.

No soup for you!....heh, heh

 

[lovetoread]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Bourbon is the soul food of liquors.

 

[run_silent]

Hi RS and lady Ver, now where's my bourbon?

I'm buying. What's your choice?

 

[butters]

don't say i never give you anything, birdie x

but they're not my fingers, just to be clear. they're some slightly weird fingers....

 

[parodyluvr75]

Now I want bourbon crackers, I may have a problem.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://popdose.com/wp-content/uploads/Bourbon-Street1.jpg

Want to take a trip together?

 

[parodyluvr75]

No soup for you!....heh, heh

That's cruel.

Bourbon is the soul food of liquors.

True, nothing like a bourbon drunk.

I'm buying. What's your choice?

Kentucky please.

 

[lovetoread]

You and me on a road trip with bourbon would be much fun.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You and me on a road trip with bourbon would be much fun.

Indeed and the men would not be safe.

 

[run_silent]

You and me on a road trip with bourbon would be much fun.

I want to come with you two. I know bourbon country and could show you ladies around to the distilleries.

Please notice I said I want to come with you not cum.

 

[run_silent]

That's cruel.


True, nothing like a bourbon drunk.



Kentucky please.

If you want bourbon it has to be Kentucky by federal law. Ever had Makers Mark?