Why Women Should Date Me:

[Guest]

1. I’m a great cook. (Be sure to pre-heat any oven before you insert anything into it!)

2. I clean house and do dishes like there is no tomorrow.

3. I can do laundry without ruining it.

4. I consider finding new ways of making love a hobby.

5. If you want to sleep with someone else for a change….no problem as long as I can do the same.

6. I love your shoes, ear rings, dress, hair, nails, and of course your gorgeous body.

7. I don’t want to hear about your history with other men.

8. When I get home from work I want to tear your clothes off and take you for my own.

9. Your “Hot” girlfriend is off limits unless you bring her home for us.

10. I love to sit down on the sofa and discuss your day, and all of the crap at work that you had to put up with. (Deperate Ho’s is my favorite show!)

Okay men, add to the list so we can get it right!

Jmt

 

[Seduce]

Can I hire you?

 

[Guest]

Yummy!

How many hours a day?

 

[sincerely_helene]

1. I’m a great cook. (Be sure to pre-heat any oven before you insert anything into it!)

2. I clean house and do dishes like there is no tomorrow.

3. I can do laundry without ruining it.

4. I consider finding new ways of making love a hobby.

5. If you want to sleep with someone else for a change….no problem as long as I can do the same.

6. I love your shoes, ear rings, dress, hair, nails, and of course your gorgeous body.

7. I don’t want to hear about your history with other men.

8. When I get home from work I want to tear your clothes off and take you for my own.

9. Your “Hot” girlfriend is off limits unless you bring her home for us.

10. I love to sit down on the sofa and discuss your day, and all of the crap at work that you had to put up with. (Deperate Ho’s is my favorite show!)

Okay men, add to the list so we can get it right!

Jmt

But, will you sniff my panties when I'm not looking? That's the deal-breaker for me.

 

[Liar]

7. I don’t want to hear about your history with other men.

7 ½. Unless, of course, they are really juicy anectdotes that you wanna share.

 

[Guest]

But, will you sniff my panties when I'm not looking? That's the deal-breaker for me.

Only if they have the aroma of me.........and you.....mmmmmmmmmmmm

Memories are so wonderfull!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

OK, I'll bite...

11. I'm a good electrician.

12. I'm a good plumber.

13. I'm a fair carpenter.

14. I'm a decent auto mechanic.

15. I can bake very well (Even stuff that doesn't come in a box from Betty Crocker)

16. I don't watch any professional sports.

17. I don't gamble.

18. I run 3-5 miles several times a week.

19. I know how the vacuum cleaner works and I have used it before.

20. I am an expert at changing diapers. (I know several mothers who would appreciate this. )

 

[carsonshepherd]

other than the diapers...

I'd date you, CD!

 

[logophile]

1. I’m a great cook. (Be sure to pre-heat any oven before you insert anything into it!)

2. I clean house and do dishes like there is no tomorrow.

3. I can do laundry without ruining it.

4. I consider finding new ways of making love a hobby.

5. If you want to sleep with someone else for a change….no problem as long as I can do the same.

6. I love your shoes, ear rings, dress, hair, nails, and of course your gorgeous body.

7. I don’t want to hear about your history with other men.

8. When I get home from work I want to tear your clothes off and take you for my own.

9. Your “Hot” girlfriend is off limits unless you bring her home for us.

10. I love to sit down on the sofa and discuss your day, and all of the crap at work that you had to put up with. (Deperate Ho’s is my favorite show!)

Okay men, add to the list so we can get it right!

Jmt

Submit resume and head shot to me via PM and we'll talk.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

other than the diapers...

I'd date you, CD!

Yeah, but you're easy.

 

[My I]

21. I have my own toys and rechargable batteries.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yeah, but you're easy.

will you at least come and fix my door?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

will you at least come and fix my door?

Should I wear my toolbelt?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

#22: I can breathe through my ears.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

23. I'll tie you up.

24. I probably won't call.

 

[carsonshepherd]

23. I'll tie you up.

24. I probably won't call.

that would be for MY thread, "Why men should date me"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

that would be for MY thread, "Why men should date me"

it's for both threads, silly

 

[Guest]

25. I had the frenum under my tongue surgically removed.

 

[carsonshepherd]

was it attached?

 

[minsue]

26. I can stay hard all night.

 

[Guest]

of course. it's not growing back.

 

[carsonshepherd]

26. I can stay hard all night.

PMSL!

for the price of shipping and handling....

 

[minsue]

PMSL!

for the price of shipping and handling....

Oh, I'll cover the price. Unless of course she has very specific size/shape specifications. I can do that, too, but she may have to pay the shipping.