Why? Why? Why?

[Karamazov]

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[pussyg]

Somewhat similar to a WTF thread, begin a sentence with the word "why" in search of life's more incomprehensible issues:

Why do parents insist their children wear bicycle helmets yet will not wear them themselves on family bike trips?

Lol

Why do people insist on crossing the road 3 feet away from a pedestrian crossing?

And why ask for a skimmed milk hot chocolate - with cream?????

 

[wenchie_]

Why do psychics ask your name?

 

[wenchie_]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[wenchie_]

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

 

[dirty_debbie]

Somewhat similar to a WTF thread, begin a sentence with the word "why" in search of life's more incomprehensible issues:

Why do parents insist their children wear bicycle helmets yet will not wear them themselves on family bike trips?

why would the parents need to wear them? im assuming the parents know how to ride a bike?

 

[pussyg]

why would the parents need to wear them? im assuming the parents know how to ride a bike?

why would you assume that knowing how to ride a bike is going to stop you falling off, or being knocked down?

 

[Karamazov]

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[dirty_debbie]

why would you assume that knowing how to ride a bike is going to stop you falling off, or being knocked down?

because adults have better balance than children and also know how to brace their fall so that they don't sustain serious head damage.

 

[pussyg]

Why do people jockey to park their cars close to the gym entrance doors when they go to get exercise?

which leads neatly to -
Why drive to the gym then spend half an hour on a treadmill, when if you'd run or walked to the gym you'd have done that bit already?

 

[pussyg]

because adults have better balance than children and also know how to brace their fall so that they don't sustain serious head damage.

Sorry - i really don't want to make this a big thing - but accidents happen to all ages. And from my experience, if you are on a bike that's hit by a car, you haven't got a hope of bracing yourself. If you care enough about your kids to protect their heads, care enough to protect their parents too.

 

[dirty_debbie]

Sorry - i really don't want to make this a big thing - but accidents happen to all ages. And from my experience, if you are on a bike that's hit by a car, you haven't got a hope of bracing yourself. If you care enough about your kids to protect their heads, care enough to protect their parents too.

well most of our bikerides w/ my daughter are on sidewalk where there are no cars. lol

 

[lakesailer_mi]

which leads neatly to -
Why drive to the gym then spend half an hour on a treadmill, when if you'd run or walked to the gym you'd have done that bit already?

Because I like to ogle the women wearing spandex at the gym, and there's just not as many of them on the sidewalk. Makes the 30 min much more pleasant.

Sorry, just had to explain that...

 

[DarkSimian]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

[pussyg]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

just like me, they long to be close to you (has anyone got a bucket?)

 

[lakesailer_mi]

just like me, they long to be close to you (has anyone got a bucket?)

No, but try this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U

 

[DarkSimian]

awww, c'mon.......I HAD to say it lol

 

[pussyg]

awww, c'mon.......I HAD to say it lol

Why? Why? Why?

Lol xxx

 

[DarkSimian]

because I'm a smartass?

 

[Karamazov]

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[Karamazov]

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