Why? Why Not? Why On Earth?

[Dalt]

Okay, I sometimes have way too much free time, as this thread will clearly indicate.

However, in the wee small hours of the morning some of life's strange questions come up.

To Wit:

1/ Why do men lose hair on their heads and have it re-appear on their backs and in their ears?

2/ How can having a safety pin through an eyebrow be attractive?

3/ Why do people fail to understand that 4 wheel drive means that you can go through snow, but doesn't mean you can stop any faster?

4/ Why would God put hair around assholes? Is this a conspiracy with Scot Paper?

5/ Is there ever a real reason for mean spirited vindictiveness?

 

[islander01]

Dalt
I did some research, Not sure where this fits in, It does touch on attaction though. Still its good to know we americans are still leading the way in science.

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be
attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up
his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.

 

[rosylady]

Okay, I sometimes have way too much free time, as this thread will clearly indicate.

However, in the wee small hours of the morning some of life's strange questions come up.

To Wit:

1/ Why do men lose hair on their heads and have it re-appear on their backs and in their ears?

2/ How can having a safety pin through an eyebrow be attractive?

3/ Why do people fail to understand that 4 wheel drive means that you can go through snow, but doesn't mean you can stop any faster?

4/ Why would God put hair around assholes? Is this a conspiracy with Scot Paper?

5/ Is there ever a real reason for mean spirited vindictiveness?

You should stop thinking so much in the wee hours of the morning. No wonder you can't sleep.

 

[PaulUK]

Damn, mate.. one of life's great mysteries at a time, OK?

OK... 1

That's just such a cosmic cruel joke. I got hair on my upper arms. What is my genetic inheritance telling me? "Nah, you're OK to get thinner on top dude... but the last thing you want now you're gettin on is cold biceps..."

 

[cookiejar]

Okay, I sometimes have way too much free time, as this thread will clearly indicate.

However, in the wee small hours of the morning some of life's strange questions come up.

To Wit:

1/ Why do men lose hair on their heads and have it re-appear on their backs and in their ears?

2/ How can having a safety pin through an eyebrow be attractive?

3/ Why do people fail to understand that 4 wheel drive means that you can go through snow, but doesn't mean you can stop any faster?

4/ Why would God put hair around assholes? Is this a conspiracy with Scot Paper?

5/ Is there ever a real reason for mean spirited vindictiveness?

1/.....the hair slowly gravitates down to hairy toes too....

2/....better than a bra strap?

3/...some people are dumb?

4/...no Mr. Whipple and Charmin

5/...not to me...


I'm strange too.....

Cookie

 

[Dalt]

Hi Rosy It's just silly questions with no answers.

or, the strange an unusual like Islanders thing

*how does one keep the bat lit?*

 

[PaulUK]

Hairy toes???

Delete my earlier whine about biceps... some people have it much worse...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Hairy toes???

Delete my earlier whine about biceps... some people have it much worse...

Hey you haven't lived till you've sucked a hairy toe....

 

[PaulUK]

Note to self...

... living isn't all it is cracked up to be, then.

 

[rosylady]

Hi Rosy It's just silly questions with no answers.

or, the strange an unusual like Islanders thing

*how does one keep the bat lit?*

I know. Was just bugging you. Hmmmmm. Ok so I'm not so bright I can't come up with any dumb questions today. Or intelligent ones.

I guess its better for guys to lose the hair on their heads and gain a hairy back than it would be a woman.

 

[rosylady]

Re: Re: Hairy toes???

Hey you haven't lived till you've sucked a hairy toe....

YUCK.

 

[Dalt]

a woman with a hairy back???
only if it's my chest hair against it, thank you

 

[PaulUK]

You climbing all over isn't improving the view for the rest of us, though, man *g*

 

[rosylady]

a woman with a hairy back???
only if it's my chest hair against it, thank you

sounds much better

 

[rosylady]

*waves* hello and blowing kisses to Dalt and Paul.

 

[cookiejar]

Okay...you tell me...


Why do men tend drive with one hand on the steering wheel? Macho bullshit?

Why can't a man hit the toilet bowl when urinating? Sheesh you practice with them enough...

 

[rosylady]

How about ~

Why can a woman only change an empty toilet paper roll?

Why do men leave the seat up?

 

[Dalt]

Men (well, this man anyway) do try and aim.

Sometimes, it's a bit difficult.

 

[islander01]

how about
why cant women leave that pair of socks on the floor where we left them? we might want to wear them again tommorow

 

[cookiejar]

how about
why cant women leave that pair of socks on the floor where we left them? we might want to wear them again tommorow

And do you smell your old socks and underwear too?

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I leave for a few minutes and Dalton starts a thread, Islander ponders the appeals of menstrual women, and Paul's biceps get cold.

And I'm with the women on this one. A man can p*ss his name in the snow, in flawless font, yet he can't hit the friggin' toilet bowl???

Why can't they sit like normal people?

 

[islander01]

normal people?

snicker

Hey dotting i's and crossing t's can be a challenge.

 

[cookiejar]

I leave for a few minutes and Dalton starts a thread, Islander ponders the appeals of menstrual women, and Paul's biceps get cold.

And I'm with the women on this one. A man can p*ss his name in the snow, in flawless font, yet he can't hit the friggin' toilet bowl???

Why can't they sit like normal people?

ROFLMAO....flawless font!....Morning Neffie!!

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

<waves to Cookie>

Hi ya Sweets!

 

[alwaysawake]

I'll add a couple...AA


Why are all frozen peas the same size?

And from the comedian, Gallagher--

Why do your underarms stink? Did it ever come in handy for anything???