BeautyBabe
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2000
- Posts
- 100
1. Vibrators don't have problems with gas.
2. Nor do they hog the remote.
3. Nor the computer.
4. We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
5. Vibrators never go limp and rubbery; you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
6. You don't have to suck it.
7. It works "while" the sports games are on.
8. It is always hard.
9. It doesn't leave a mess behind.
10. You don't have to wear an ill-fitting teddy to excite it.
11. It doesn't care that you gained 10lbs.
12. It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
13. You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
14. You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
15. You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to.
16. They don't get tired after the first time.
17. They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
18. They never drink too much and embarrass you.
19. You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!
20. Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.
21. Safe sex without a rubber.
22. Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is.
23. Vibrators last as long as YOU want them to last.
24. You don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it.
25. As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going.
26. Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times.
27. Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want.
28. They never ask how they were.
29. They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
30. You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
31. You don't have to stroke its ego.
32. They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
33. It doesn't leave a wet spot.
34. It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
35. It has no problem finding the "g spot."
36. You know exactly where its been.
2. Nor do they hog the remote.
3. Nor the computer.
4. We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
5. Vibrators never go limp and rubbery; you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
6. You don't have to suck it.
7. It works "while" the sports games are on.
8. It is always hard.
9. It doesn't leave a mess behind.
10. You don't have to wear an ill-fitting teddy to excite it.
11. It doesn't care that you gained 10lbs.
12. It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
13. You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
14. You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
15. You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to.
16. They don't get tired after the first time.
17. They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
18. They never drink too much and embarrass you.
19. You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!
20. Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.
21. Safe sex without a rubber.
22. Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is.
23. Vibrators last as long as YOU want them to last.
24. You don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it.
25. As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going.
26. Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times.
27. Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want.
28. They never ask how they were.
29. They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
30. You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
31. You don't have to stroke its ego.
32. They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
33. It doesn't leave a wet spot.
34. It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.
35. It has no problem finding the "g spot."
36. You know exactly where its been.
