Why Ron Jeremy is the luckiest man alive

[miles]

This article is funny as hell, and probably true.



http://www.rame.net/library/humor/luckyron.html

 

[glamorilla]

I had an old vintage porno from like 1973 and it in Ron Jeremy was like 90 pounds and had a 12 pound afro.

His performance in "Orgazmo" was impeccable.

 

[riff]

Gonads and strife.

RJ has power. RJ is america.

What a metaphor. Instead of the Statue of Liberty, we need (on the west coast of course) a similarly modelled- yet distinct- statue of Ron Jeremy.

Tourist would have to listen to Californication over and over again as they go to catch the view from the tip of his penis.

I want my own TV show.

 

[Starblayde]

His performance in "Orgazmo" was impeccable.

Damn funny film... not as cool as BASEketball... but damn funny...

Stunt-cock!

 

[GuyJD]

I had an old vintage porno from like 1973 and it in Ron Jeremy was like 90 pounds and had a 12 pound afro.

His performance in "Orgazmo" was impeccable.

Now, in 2002, he has 2 man boobs that are about 90 pounds put together.

I remember when he was supposed to manage the career of Devine Brown, the sexy hooker who became famous for giving Hugh Grant a blowjob. Unfortunately, that blowjob was her 15 minutes (or less) of fame because he did nothing for her career.

 

[Guest]

This article is funny as hell, and probably true.

http://www.rame.net/library/humor/luckyron.html

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Miles, your link don't link (?)

 

[glamorilla]

Now, in 2002, he has 2 man boobs that are about 90 pounds put together.

I remember when he was supposed to manage the career of Devine Brown, the sexy hooker who became famous for giving Hugh Grant a blowjob. Unfortunately, that blowjob was her 15 minutes (or less) of fame because he did nothing for her career.

I didn't know that...I think he had a cameo on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" as did Jerry Butler (the episode that introduced "Faith") but I'm kind of fuzzy on that.