Why my wife shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol

[Weevil]

So, I decided to have a refreshing drink with my lunch but my array of alcohol seemed either too heavy(Irish Whisky and Rye) or too heavy(Beer) so I decided to hit up the Little Woman's drink cabinet. She is a bigger fan of variety than I am so I had to choose from a bunch of girly looking crap. Eventually settling on making a drink that would blend tropical fruits(It sounded like a good idea at the time. Like the kind of thing that would go well with a sandwhich) and I have concocted the worst drink ever.

Malibu Rum
Lime Cordial
Melon liqeur
Passonfruit liquer
Grenadine
Orange Juice
Sprite

THe drinking of which, I believe officially makes me a woman.

 

[RawHumor]

THe drinking of which, I believe officially makes me a woman.

You mean there had been a doubt?

OKay, I must be sick because I put you on a list:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=86920&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

 

[brokenbrainwave]

yeah that sounds pretty rough, try mixing slo gin, everclear and coke...that was done out of desperation, ugh

 

[bluemuse]

So, I decided to have a refreshing drink with my lunch but my array of alcohol seemed either too heavy(Irish Whisky and Rye) or too heavy(Beer) so I decided to hit up the Little Woman's drink cabinet. She is a bigger fan of variety than I am so I had to choose from a bunch of girly looking crap. Eventually settling on making a drink that would blend tropical fruits(It sounded like a good idea at the time. Like the kind of thing that would go well with a sandwhich) and I have concocted the worst drink ever.

Malibu Rum
Lime Cordial
Melon liqeur
Passonfruit liquer
Grenadine
Orange Juice
Sprite

THe drinking of which, I believe officially makes me a woman.

Nooooo.....the drinking of which should turn you into a projectile vomiting Weevil.

bluemuse

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Why my wife shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol

You mean there had been a doubt?

OKay, I must be sick because I put you on a list:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=86920&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

As cute as your crush on me is there are less subtle methods of checking me out.

That being said the only real damage Hockey has done to my face is hard to see, or at least is when I'm wearing my implants.

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Why my wife shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol

Nooooo.....the drinking of which should turn you into a projectile vomiting Weevil.

bluemuse

Please, if I can drink punch at family gatherings(Apparently the Irish definition of punch is 99% moonshine 1% Fruit juice) I can withstand this.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Why my wife shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol

As cute as your crush on me is there are less subtle methods of checking me out.

That being said the only real damage Hockey has done to my face is hard to see, or at least is when I'm wearing my implants.

I knew you were a pussy, but I figured you were at least a MANLY one.

*contemplating making chicken, but deciding to act mature today*

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why my wife shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol

I knew you were a pussy, but I figured you were at least a MANLY one.

*contemplating making chicken, but deciding to act mature today*

Well, that was your first mistake. I left my manly days behind me. Now I drink bitch drinks and garden all day.

 

[RawHumor]

Pretty soon you'll be using smilies instead of words in your posts.

What's next, an avatar?

 

[Weevil]

Pretty soon you'll be using smilies instead of words in your posts.

What's next, an avatar?

Over my proverbial dead body.

The no AV club lives long strong and proud.

That gives me an idea

 

[alexandraaah]

The thread should be titled Why Weevil Shouldn't Be Allowed To Mix Drinks.

Sounds perfectly gross. Bleh.

 

[Weevil]

The thread should be titled Why Weevil Shouldn't Be Allowed To Mix Drinks.

Sounds perfectly gross. Bleh.

Well, sure that goes hand in hand with it.

Actually it wasn't all that bad. The Mailbu was a mistake though.

 

[alexandraaah]

Well, sure that goes hand in hand with it.

Actually it wasn't all that bad. The Mailbu was a mistake though.

Yeah, that Malibu is an overwhelming taste of suntan lotion.

The name alone serves as a clue..

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I think you just have to learn how to mix em Miss domesticato

 

[bluemuse]

Over my proverbial dead body.

The no AV club lives long strong and proud.

That gives me an idea

I'm a card carrying member.

bluemuse

 

[LukkyKnight]

Once you put the sprite in there we have to confiscate your y chromosomes.

 

[teddybear4play]

You'd be surprised sometimes at how mixed drinks that sound awful can actually taste really good.

I was at this party that served punch that was amazing and I demanded to know what it was. The ingredients were: a case of beer, a bottle of Everclear, and a 2-liter bottle of Squirt. Sounds like shit, but I swear to you, it was fantastic.

I also made the mistake of having two cups. And I was fairly well roasted.

TB4p