Why men name thier penises

[Bluesboy2]

Its so a total stranger will not be making all thier decisions. In honor of this tradition I have christened mine "Dinner".

 

[littlekateyes]

LMAO

 

[Ice Cold]

I agree... if it has a mind of its own, it should have its own name also.

 

[HeavyStick]

I named mine "Stanley", I'm trying to get him a social security number.

 

[Ice Cold]

I built an addition on for mine, so he can hang out in the "Ballroom"

 

[SexyLadyISO]

Its so a total stranger will not be making all thier decisions. In honor of this tradition I have christened mine "Dinner".

Hello "Dinner" may I introduce you to "Dessert"

 

[Bluesboy2]

This name works for me

Now when I say "Honey, are you ready for dinner?" it takes on a whole new meaning....

 

[littlekateyes]

This is way to funny.
*Stalking*

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Why men name thier penises

Hello "Dinner" may I introduce you to "Dessert"

Thats really cute! And sweet too I bet...

littlekateyes, I love it when you stalk me

 

[littlekateyes]

Re: Re: Re: Why men name thier penises

Thats really cute! And sweet too I bet...

littlekateyes, I love it when you stalk me

It's the shoes.

 

[tswyk]

Its so a total stranger will not be making all thier decisions. In honor of this tradition I have christened mine "Dinner".

Perfect timing - I'm starved!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Why men name thier penises

Perfect timing - I'm starved!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello stranger! Long time since I have "seen" you.
The way this thread is going I made need to re-name it "Buffet". I am feeling much adoration

 

[Shadowann2]

I hate gus who are very unorigional with the names they give their penises. It seems like half the guys I know just call it "Little ------" As in: My name is Bob and this is Little Bob. If i'm with a guy who doesn't have a name for it, I'll give it a very origional name. And sometimes there is a something special about a guys penis so I have to give it my own name! (aka Killer, Tiger, Mace,...etc)

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well

I hate gus who are very unorigional with the names they give their penises. It seems like half the guys I know just call it "Little ------" As in: My name is Bob and this is Little Bob. If i'm with a guy who doesn't have a name for it, I'll give it a very origional name. And sometimes there is a something special about a guys penis so I have to give it my own name! (aka Killer, Tiger, Mace,...etc)

I thought Dinner was original. Perhaps I was wrong.

 

[Shadowann2]

I think "Dinner" is very origional! And I applaud you for that! No boring "Little Blusboy2" for you!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I think "Dinner" is very origional! And I applaud you for that! No boring "Little Blusboy2" for you!

Be sure not to be late to Dinner, LOL!

 

[islandman]

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[kotori]

i've never given mine a name. other people have, over the years, but not me. "senor pepe" most recently, although where that came from, i have no idea.

 

[peachheart]

most men need to have that feeling that they are connected to their penis by naming it. lol

 

[islandman]

most men need to have that feeling that they are connected to their penis by naming it. lol

I stay connected to it by holding it alot. Doesn't that count too?

 

[cybergirly]

I briefly dated a guy who called his "george". He liked to say, "come here and say hello to george." hmm... may explain why I only dated him briefly.

 

[Ice Cold]

I briefly dated a guy who called his "george". He liked to say, "come here and say hello to george." hmm... may explain why I only dated him briefly.

So you weren't too Curious about George?

 

[peachheart]

yes you can still be connected to it by holding it. but some want to talk to it too. so they have to name it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Mine's a horse with no name.

I've always found the penis-naming practice juvenile.

I don't name my index finger or my tongue.

Or my brain.

Lance

 

[Bushido71XS]

I hate gus who are very unorigional with the names they give their penises. It seems like half the guys I know just call it "Little ------" As in: My name is Bob and this is Little Bob. If i'm with a guy who doesn't have a name for it, I'll give it a very origional name. And sometimes there is a something special about a guys penis so I have to give it my own name! (aka Killer, Tiger, Mace,...etc)

So tell me, is Pedro Maximus, The Purple-Helmeted Gladiator of Love, original enough?