Why life is like the Muppet Show.

[Black_Bird]

The person who pulls everything together, gets no respect. (Kermit)

The one person who *tries* to be funny, isn't. (Fozzy)

The people you fear are the ones having the most fun. (Animal)

Can you think of any other examples of how the Muppet Show is like life?

 

[Private Vasquez]

it's time to put on makeup
it's time to light the lights.

There's always someone who is just a bit too fond of chicken.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

p_p and red are like the grumpy old judges..or is the SIN and dcl?

 

[perks]

I really thought this was a Cheffie, thread.

 

[Black_Bird]

There is always someone laughing at you, not with you. (Two Old Men)

Everyone thinks you're weird, you just can't let it bother you. (Gonzo)

The one you love isn't always exactly whom you want them to be. (Ms. Piggy)

 

[sunstruck]

p_p and red are like the grumpy old judges..or is the SIN and dcl?

Stetler and Waldorf.


No matter how hard you plan any event, you can never really control what happens. Human (or muppet as it were) error always takes you by surprise.

The freaks, (Gonzo) and weirdos are often the ones with the biggest hearts.

Things that look scary (Sweetums) are sometimes the kindest of friends.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Mr. Henson was a brilliant man. Its not the same without him...now where is my dynamite???

 

[sunstruck]

I found this site that lists all the characters names. Thought it might help anyone who couldn't pull a name out of their head.

Muppet Names

 

[Black_Bird]

No matter how wise you are, you will always be the victim of someone elses stupidity. (Beaker)

 

[sunstruck]

Sometimes you're better off when people DON'T understand you. (Swedish Chef)

 

[Black_Bird]

What ever needs to be expressed, it can be expressed more fully in art or music. (Rowlf)

 

[Rhys]

Sometimes you're better off when people DON'T understand you. (Swedish Chef)

no shit.

 

[sunstruck]

Pigs CAN fly (pigs in space).

ok that was a joke.

 

[Sillyman]

Don't overwork yourself, or you might lose your voice.

 

[glamorilla]

there's got to be a fisting joke in here somewhere.

 

[sunstruck]

there's got to be a fisting joke in here somewhere.

You're never truely alive until someone sticks their hand up your ass?

 

[lovetoread]

You're never truely alive until someone sticks their hand up your ass?

 

[glamorilla]

personally i prefer a finger or two but there's always Beaker.

 

[Black_Bird]

there's got to be a fisting joke in here somewhere.

... This is worse then my Cookie Monster Vibrator gag.

New matieral... sweet.

 

[sunstruck]

... This is worse then my Cookie Monster Vibrator gag.

Your what?

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Silverluna]

hmm...*****'s a dog , (Rawf?)



Studebaker...."A bear's natural habitat"


(ok so i can't spell be nice or ill shove my mouse up your ass)

 

[blooflame]

And of course, from a famous(?) "Veterinarian's Hospital" sketch

If two Litsters get together in back of a famous French cathedral, it's the "hump back of Notre Dame"! <Rowf>

 

[Jim_Henson]

Mr. Henson was a brilliant man. Its not the same without him...now where is my dynamite???

Fuck knows.

 

[Liontamr]

How about...

Life is best lived by going from adventure to adventure. (Gonzo)