Why Life at Lit is Good

[Dixon Carter Lee]

REDWAVE's FBI threat has made him the biggest fool since George Bush said "No new taxes."

SYNthyist/AJ/Markov Cain/Troll has to post to his own threads to keep them on the front page.

No one believes anything Yayati says anymore and has relegated him to the harmless status of "Booger-Eater".

HighSchoolJock is not getting laid.

Life at Lit is good because Assholes have to watch their threads sink and Trolls can't hurt anyone and Dopes only exist to make Problem Child incredibly funny.

By next year we should be able to get rid of all these fucking Right-Wingers.

 

[freescorfr]

Sounds like you've got it under control DCL. Good work. I didn't read the REDWAVE thread. What did I miss?
Am I still allowed to to chase women here?

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sounds like you've got it under control DCL.

Not me. It's everyone. It's like every year the board grows another layer of skin. Trolls are pussies now.

 

[freescorfr]

yes I should have said "That" woman. I wonder if DCL will allow us elope on his thread? DCL is good middle of the road, slightly to the left, nookie permitted here?

 

[sunstruck]

By next year we should be able to get rid of all these fucking Right-Wingers.

But then who will we mock?

 

[freescorfr]

Not me. It's everyone. It's like every year the board grows another layer of skin. Trolls are pussies now.

Yes, I'm with you. But you mean "pussy" as in trivial little felines, not "fannies"? Surely? Fanny in the scots sense = pussy.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: Re: Why Life at Lit is Good

But then who will we mock?

The Left-Wingers, of course.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Why Life at Lit is Good

But then who will we mock?

Turtles, of course.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yours was funnier, but only in a Lewis Carroll kind of way.

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

the left wingers? that would be a turtle, right?

I think woman chasing should be allowed. Hell, I might even give it a go!!

I'll join you in that one LL.

 

[Demian]

Luscious Lioness

That iz such a Beautiful avitar! I've said that once before to someone today, but I had to tell you...and I mean it Both times

Always
Demian

 

[Guest]

Re: Luscious Lioness

 

[Problem Child]

Not me. It's everyone. It's like every year the board grows another layer of skin. Trolls are pussies now.

No shit. The only good trolls left are regulars capping on retards that float in here like streams of medical waste out of the L.A. storm drains.

 

[glamorilla]

I usually don't go for younger guys but i would so nail highschooljock.

 

[lovetoread]

There is something about that guy that just gets to me.

 

[sunstruck]

I usually don't go for younger guys but i would so nail highschooljock.

I love it when you get all romantic n' stuff.

 

[KillerMuffin]

By next year we should be able to get rid of all these fucking Right-Wingers.

I'm not leaving.

Suck it up and drive on, baby.

 

[sexy-girl]

but i think my level of IQ is being found out i could be in trouble

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dopes only exist to make Problem Child incredibly funny.

Hey, well, um.... that's like only a quarter of the time. Most times he doesn't even bother!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Originally posted by Dixon Carter Lee
No one believes anything Yayati says anymore and has relegated him to the harmless status of "Booger-Eater".

Can I change that to witless Booger-eater? Where oh where have the true trolls gone, and why have they left us with these toothless gnats?

 

[RawHumor]

By next year we should be able to get rid of all these fucking Right-Wingers.

Call the FBI! He's threatening me!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*muffled giggle*

Yoyotwatface is a dork. He makes things dorky. He can't even troll.

Maybe someone should stick a face in at KR's stupid page to remind him that he should come back and get beat on.

 

[Sillyman]

Just out of curiousity, if my threads are sinking does that make me an asshole too, or does it only work one way?