Why Jesus does not eat M&Ms

[riff]

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

 

[sch00lteacher]

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

He told me to tell you that your joke was "Funnier than Hell." He also said to tell you he really likes Nachos.

 

[lovetoread]

Speaking of M&M's,I won a whole dollar in their contest.

WooHoo....Gonna retire now.

 

[freescorfr]

Speaking of M&M's,I won a whole dollar in their contest.

WooHoo....Gonna retire now.

Congratulations lovetoread, but you miss the point of riff's thread which is about his favourite topic- orifices.

Jesus had, at the end of his life an additional three, and the question is really about whether or not you and the reat of us would feel handicapped with additional orifices - or would it be a bonus?

Please stick to topic.

 

[riff]

Plain or peanut, they still just fall right through.

"Let he who is without sin get a life."
-The Gospel According to riff

 

[freescorfr]

Plain or peanut, they still just fall right through.

"Let he who is without sin get a life."
-The Gospel According to riff

Not quite true, riff.

M&M did the test on Padre Pio. The plains fell right through, but the peanuts made him disappear.

"Fear not" said Jesus, "Hit 'is eye."

Advice to M. Tyson

 

[sch00lteacher]

Geeze freescorfr, put a or something at the end of posts like that. Your gonna scare people.

I mean I do hope you were joking, right?

You wouldn't take umbrage with LTR, she is damn near a neighbor of mine. In these parts that means something.

See how that little worked?

 

[freescorfr]

Geeze freescorfr, put a or something at the end of posts like that. Your gonna scare people.

I mean I do hope you were joking, right?

You wouldn't take umbrage with LTR, she is damn near a neighbor of mine. In these parts that means something.

See how that little worked?

Well, shch00lteach, it's all about boundaries, isn't it? Like art. Sometimes it doesn't turn out right.
Where's the problem? It is Padre Pio? I've no problem with Padre Pio. I reckon he was a geuinely holy man.

Is it with Jesus? He loves you, He loves me. I'm OK with him.

On the other hand, gratuitous offence is not a line I want to pursue.

Who is LTR?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Sorry, LTR, lovetoread.

A very nice lady.

Please stick to topic.

Please stick to topic.

Please stick to topic.

Just something like that. Soften the hardness of the tone. I guess you were joking but sometimes I guess wrong.

Didn't mean nothing by it. Just a comment in passing.

 

[lovetoread]

Please stick to topic.

Bite me.

 

[freescorfr]

Bite me.

No probs at all, LTR. Thers is so much to learn here. And Sch00lteach, some jokes do go wrong - but thanks for the info

 

[anneski]

Bite me.

No no no - bite the Topic, it does, after all, have a hazelnut in every bite.. which is the whole point here I think.. as in whole nut..

Mind you, so does squirrel shit..

Freescorfr

 

[Laurel]

Long ago, I was criticized for posting a link to a Jesus paper doll. I was told I was insensitive and disrespectful to the beliefs of others. I felt bad about this, and said I would post no such links in the future.

Not one month later, the same poster who criticized me went on to post a series of Black jokes. When other members criticized him, he said they were only jokes and he had the right to laugh at whatever the hell he wanted.

Hmm.

 

[freescorfr]

No no no - bite the Topic, it does, after all, have a hazelnut in every bite.. which is the whole point here I think.. as in whole nut..

Mind you, so does squirrel shit..

Freescorfr

There's a lot of biting going on, O fast one. you still wanting to hear the Lit Crit on that new story of your? I've heard good reviews so far. So just wait till I tell you the low down from France.

Padre Pio was not one of my favourites - but puzzling. Feel a bit stigmatised by this thread. Honoured by Laurel's intervention. time for a few pious ejaculations - an indulgence.

 

[lovetoread]

That is very wise,Ms Laurel.

I was going to post something I probably would regret,thanks for posting such a wonderful thought.

 

[anneski]

There's a lot of biting going on, O fast one. you still wanting to hear the Lit Crit on that new story of your? I've heard good reviews so far. So just wait till I tell you the low down from France.

Yeah, I'm still waiting... antici - pating!! I'm in no hurry... now you KNOW that is a lie!! <grin>

Padre Pio was not one of my favourites - but puzzling. Feel a bit stigmatised by this thread. Honoured by Laurel's intervention. time for a few pious ejaculations - an indulgence.

<Laughs Out Loud> You are an old French Tart y'know... maybe with Scottish roots... would they be neeps, d'you think?

 

[sch00lteacher]

No probs at all, LTR. Thers is so much to learn here. And Sch00lteach, some jokes do go wrong - but thanks for the info

No problem my friend.

Thanks for taking the time to say sorry, takes big ones on this board, many wouldn't bother.

And hey, that is what teachers do...

 

[Mensa]

Let's see who can take a joke

Long ago, I was criticized for posting a link to a Jesus paper doll. I was told I was insensitive and disrespectful to the beliefs of others. I felt bad about this, and said I would post no such links in the future.

Not one month later, the same poster who criticized me went on to post a series of Black jokes. When other members criticized him, he said they were only jokes and he had the right to laugh at whatever the hell he wanted.

Hmm.

Laurel sent a box of MM's back to the manufacturer complaining that they were defective, half were misspelled WW's