Why isn't it legal to punch Taylor Swift in the face?

[marshalt]

Personally, I think this is bullshit and it's an infringement on my rights.

 

[kbate]

Because she'd get 4 songs from the punch.

You can't defeat demons with fists.

 

[lovetoread]

An exorcist would be needed to stop her.

 

[phrodeau]

Why don't you want to fuck her instead? What's wrong with you?

 

[MNGuy]

Why don't you want to fuck her instead? What's wrong with you?

Taylor Swift doesn't fuck, just ask that last guy she dated, I think he was in that boy band 10, a real prude.

 

[marshalt]

Taylor Swift doesn't fuck, just ask that last guy she dated, I think he was in that boy band 10, a real prude.

I reserve my spank material for only the best. She's maybe a 7 on a good day.

Plus she's a robot. A rather poorly put together robot at that. She only has 3 facial expressions.

 

[Rolando2]

her body guards might just fuck you up instead. besides what's wrong with her? let her enjoy her life. R U perhaps a little bit jealous? "live and let live" she has done nothing to you. jmho

 

[WeedSmoke420]

her an justin beiber need to fuck off tv for a while..

 

[C2W]

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Personally, I think this is bullshit and it's an infringement on my rights.

for the same reason she can't blow your ass away...