why is it

[Guest]

Why is it that in every celebrity story the fan has a nine inch penis? For once I'd like to read one where Christina Aguilera or whoever the female celeb is laughs and mocks a smaller one. Because that's closer to real life. God I'm small.

 

[superlittlegirl]

good idea!

That's actually a really great idea. I'd love to write a story about a sexual un-hero. I'll be thinking about this one a lot.

--superlittlegirl

 

[Fairytat]

Very true

See, that's the difference between fantasy and reality --- every man can have a huge penis and woman can all look like Britney. Most people don't write about realistic proportions because it's too close to home. Yet, I agree with you. I get tired of reading about men who have huge dicks, endless stamina, and never seem to stop cumming (damn I need to find me one of them!). 'Course I'm also tired of women with huge breasts, tiny tiny waists, and long legs --- I could be a bit biased cause I have small breasts, not so tiny waist, and legs that are propotional to my height. To each his own, nonetheless.

 

[CND]

Not just Celeb stories

I must agree, but not just when it comes to Celeb stories but with all stories. Many of my friends compare story writing to dreaming, and have you ever dreamed about waking up in the middle of the night and have a glass of water before returning to bed? I doubt it.

Most dream about more exotic, strange or surreal places where less than logical things happen. That's often what happens when stories are written as well.

Not many have a hose between their legs. Some claim that the average is six inches, but I must admit that I'm sceptical about that as well. It's possible that it's the average erect, but still there's still 50% to add to reach nine inches.

Then again, I have read stories about a mythical creature which had three tentical-like cocks which it could guide in place (which would require that they included muscles unlike a man's penis).

I have to admit that not all stories I have written include people with perfect bodies, but many of the characters are good-looking. However, I have yet to publish a story at Literotica which would prove this statement. I'll guess this means I have to send in such a story to see how it's met?

Endless stamina also makes me think of a story I wrote which dealt with stamina and strength in a less than usual manner. Guess I have to send in a few more stories to avoid being a bubble of air.

 

[Baron]

Maybe there's a site out there called www.unerotic or something like that

 

[nick3]

Exeggeration

I belive if the exeggation size (and we know not very many man have 9" and coke size can penises) we also have pincel type also.Also on the amount of cum.Are this (BULLS) in some of this stories thats the way it sounds.Even Cows don't give that much milk. Come on be more reall . Why don't you have any COCKOLD stories.

 

[eyefish]

"Why don't you have any COCKOLD stories."

1. Click "search stories"
2. Type "cuckold" in the "search text" box

98 stories contain the word "cuckold".

 

[karmadog]

He lifted his hairy, sweaty belly so she could find his semi-erect three inch penis. As soon as she put in her mouth he came. She spat the meager amount of bleachy tasting cum onto the bed. Neither one of them wanted to be near it so they moved to the floor.

He held his breath as he ate her stinky pussy. She had tried to make it smell and taste better with a douche, but it was like scenting three day old salmon with lilac. He could only take it for a few minutes.

He climbed on top of her and attempted to insert his penis into her vagina, but he had not had anywhere near enough down time. She didn't really care if he could stick it in anyhow. She was done with sex. She hadn't been that interested in him for the last three years. It was just too much effort to fake it.

 

[SlidingInSilk]

As I think karmadog just so aptly proved (although extremely ), the reason most of us write and read these stories is for the break from reality. It takes us away from the mudane ordinary world we live in to a place were orgies happen at the drop of the hat and stuffy librarians have super model patrons that fuck them silly among the stacks. Yes, it does get a bit tedious to read about overly well-endowed men and women that would be so top heavy their backs would break, but its all about the fantasy.

While I'm a DD I have the rest of the body that goes with those breasts which means I DON't look like a barbie doll and never will except in these fantasy stories. I find nothing wrong with that as long as the reader/writer remembers somewhere in the back of their mind that it is FANTASY and that real men and women are averagely 5 inches long (erect) and B cups

Silk

 

[fanzee1]

fairytat

this is some place. I'd bet money, this is the only erotic site on the web where people have quoted pulitzer prize winning newspaper columnists in their signatures.

 

[christo]

I usually don't mention exact penis size in my stories, preferring just to say that it's "big" or something generic like that. Guys like to think of their penis as big, regardless of the size. The only stories I've written that specifically mention the guy having a huge dick it's played for kind of comic effect.

But a guy with a really small penis...now there's another situation you could turn into a funny situation. Now you've got me thinking.

 

[CND]

So size matters?

I find it funny that size matters when it comes to some features while it is never mentioned in others. So here are just a few things we mention when it comes to size, but ONLY when it comes either man or woman, but hardly ever both.

Breast:
Never seen a man being refeered to as having large breasts, but then I have not read everything there is to read. Though sometimes a man's chest is called large, but not his breasts themselves.

Penis:
Of course, you hardly see any story claiming that the woman had a large penis, unless it's in the transsexual area of stories, and even then it's really never mentioned as small.

Vagina:
Here is something that is often left unmentioned when it comes to size. Sure, sometimes it's stated that "the pussy was tight" but does that really reflect the size? Have you ever seen a story saying that the vagina was very large? Hm, perhaps in the pregnancy fetish area, right?

Feet:
Even in the feet fetish stories, it's rarely mentioned how large feet are, but more about the shape of the feet, the condition of skin and nails and what kind of shoe the foot/feet are in, if any.

So I believe size is sometimes mentioned to enhance a story, to give the reader a better opinion about what the person or object looks like, while it's left out of the description in some cases to allow the reader to think it's just the size he or she would prefer.

Just as a note. I had this wonderful dream last night where I was fortunate to gaze at the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen, and then the alarmclock woke me. Downside, I never got to know what happened next. Upside, I have an increadibly colorful image of her in my head, which I'm bound to use in some story as time comes.

 

[karmadog]

re: B cups

My fantasy girls for Tuesday at 6:55, Thursday at 3:27, and Sunday at 9:11 all have B cups! Seriously, breast size has little effect on whether a woman is sexy to me or not, although I can't deny that a large pair of breasts walking into a room is almost certain to get noticed. Heh heh.

 

[VeraGem]

Fantasy made real?

I don't know about everyone having to be perfect Barbie/Ken dolls in order to make a scene effective. When it comes to visual erotica, I'd rather see a real couple truly enjoying themselves than wafer thin models faking it at the top of their lungs. The same applies to the written word.

I saw a documentary once in which a middle aged couple allowed their intimate moments to be filmed; they were average people: they sagged here and there and, according to Hollywood standards these days, were not exactly movie stars.

The look in their eyes when they made love was breathtaking, real, and infectious. I couldn't believe how exciting it was to watch - even though it was completely soft-core.

What I'm saying is this: there is a huge middle ground between massive and puny, between roses and dead fish. Finding that middle ground, for me, is what it's all about. The little bit following is snipped from something I haven't finished yet. I wanted to put across the idea of size without actually using measurements. I'm not sure if it works or not, I'm too close to it.

**********

I sucked my breath in as he entered me, could feel our flesh throbbing as one as I stretched to accommodate him. I cried out and lay still, afraid to move, panting in rapid gasps.

"Are you okay?"

"Yes - yes, but slowly…"

He waited - waited for my breathing to even out as we stared into each other's eyes, motionless. By small degrees I became accustomed to him; my hips began to rock, up and back, engulfing more and more of him until there was no more left to take. Only then did he begin to move again: little circles and small jabs, each tentative movement taking me higher; like a roller coaster inching it's way to the top of the first hill -