Why is every Miss Universe winner always from

I actually wonder about that myself. Not really fair to call it Miss Universe if you don't invite the entire universe to compete.
Like calling the Super Bowl a world championship. No it's not. It's the United States championship.
 
Because Donald Trump built a wall across space to keep out illegal "aliens".
He made Saturn pay for it cuz all Saturnites are rapists and murderers.
The rest of the universe boycotted Earth and started their own pageant on Neptune.
I saw a special about all this on Fox News so it must be true.
 
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