Why I'm Glad To Be A Grown-Up, by Laurel

[Laurel]

When I was a kid, my parents never bought Sugar Smacks (TM). They bought this stuff in a red-striped bag called "Puffed Rice" that had the consistency & taste of styrofoam packing material.

Now that I'm a grown-up, not only can I buy my very own box of Sugar Smacks (TM), I can eat them in the wee hours of the morning.

THE END

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I love that feeling of power.

 

[Problem Child]

I ate four bowls of King Vita-Man and threw up all over class when I was in the 5th grade.

They called me barfy-boy for a month after that.

 

[Angel]

Can you change your title to Barfy Boy? Please?

 

[Problem Child]

I will if you change yours to "PC COCKLOVER" and leave it that way for a week.

 

[Laurel]

I ate a can of olives once and puked.

 

[Angel]

Okay.

 

[Problem Child]

okay.

 

[p_p_man]

Mars bars are my downfall...

Chocolate covered fudge surrounded by caramel and enough to make a small snack...

I like being grown up!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Sign me up for the bad mother of the year award.

We eat cereal for dinner sometimes.

 

[seXieleXie]

once i went out with this guy to his favorite chinese place and right before we left he puked all over the table. needless to say there wasn't another date.

 

[Angel]

!

Okay.

 

[Laurel]

Hey now - cereal's nutritious! 8 vitamins & minerals - says so right on the box!

 

[Problem Child]

We're so cool. And this is my 5001st post.

woo-fucking-hoo.

 

[Angel]

I just had one of those huge white popcorn bowls of Cheerios. I could eat Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
My mother used to hide the Cheerios from me when I was still living with her because I would go through four boxes in a week.




Now I'm eating cheese.

 

[tigerjen]

cereal is nutritious!

anyway, i remember my mom making me dress in
Polly Flinders smocked dresses when I was little...I am
sooooo glad that I am out of that stage and can
wear what I want for special occasions!

 

[seXieleXie]

I just had one of those huge white popcorn bowls of Cheerios. I could eat Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
My mother used to hide the Cheerios from me when I was still living with her because I would go through four boxes in a week.

regular? i could do that with honey nut cheerios... but not plain ones

 

[p_p_man]

Real men don't eat cerial...

 

[Angel]

Yep, regular. No Sugar either.

I'm also a Milk fiend. I go through a Gallon a day .

Drove my mom psycho. Most parents bitch about their kids eating too much junk. Mine bitched because I drank too much Milk and are too many plain Cheerios.

 

[Laurel]

You know what else I like? Eating dessert first once in a while. Running with scissors is a real kick, too.

 

[seXieleXie]

You know what else I like? Eating dessert first once in a while.

life is uncertain. eat dessert first.

 

[Laurel]

Absolutely.

And of course, I REALLY like staying up past my bedtime.

 

[p_p_man]

Running with scissors is a real kick, too.

YEAH!! And running with a lollipop in my mouth without someone screaming "If you fall that's going to choke you"...

 

[sch00lteacher]

You know what else I like? Eating dessert first once in a while. Running with scissors is a real kick, too.

Mom was right about that running with scissors thing... wanna see the scar?

 

[Laurel]

Can you change your title to Barfy Boy? Please?

I will if you change yours to "PC COCKLOVER" and leave it that way for a week.

I still can't believe they did it.