Why I'm glad I'm not a WASP

[miles]

Mobile Homes
Debutantes
White bread
Camping out
Hunting
Fruit punch at weddings
Pro wrestling
Amway
Paying retail

It must be pure hell.

 

[alexandraaah]

Yeah I know, we get big noses and bad reps.

Ain't it grand?

 

[miles]

No - big noses, brown eyes, and black hair. Cunning, too.

 

[perks]

Oy Gevalt!

 

[badasschick]

Well at least I can dance.

 

[miles]

Oy Gevalt!

Vais meer!

 

[alexandraaah]

Whoa, actually, I got a small nose, green eyes and light brown hair.

That shit aint kosher.

 

[miles]

Whoa, actually, I got a small nose, green eyes and light brown hair.

That shit aint kosher.

All my kids have light hair/blue eyes. All of us have been passing for years.

 

[christophe]

thank god I am a greasy brown haired brown eyed Itailian

 

[La Principessa]

you too??

eued, huh??

 

[alexandraaah]

Camping out


It must be pure hell.

I'm beginning to think I'm a Goyim.

 

[christophe]

the beating you shall receive is now ten fold........phfttttttttttttt

 

[La Principessa]

the beating you shall receive is now ten fold........phfttttttttttttt

just who are you talking to???

 

[christophe]

just who are you talking to???

Pawn to king 4..........

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd rather be a hornet than a wasp. We have a pokemon.

 

[Laurel]

I always wanted to be Jewish as a kid. My friend Randi was Jewish, and her life rocked. Channukah celebrations in the park, cool weird foods, little foil-covered chocolate coins...Judaism had all the fun stuff...up until some of the kids at school started calling her "Christ killer". That kinda sucked.

 

[alexandraaah]

I always wanted to be Jewish as a kid. My friend Randi was Jewish, and her life rocked. Channukah celebrations in the park, cool weird foods, little foil-covered chocolate coins...Judaism had all the fun stuff...up until some of the kids at school started calling her "Christ killer". That kinda sucked.

Yeah and it's hard to find a decent hairstyle with the horns always sticking up.

 

[miles]

Yeah and it's hard to find a decent hairstyle with the horns always sticking up.

Didn't you get a horn job right before your bat-mitvah?

 

[christophe]

Yeah and it's hard to find a decent hairstyle with the horns always sticking up.

and a pair of panties to cover the pointy tail

 

[alexandraaah]

Didn't you get a horn job right before your bat-mitvah?

That's just how Jew"ish" I am. Humanism....I opted out of the Bat-Mitzvah and instead had a "confirmation." (which is essentially graduating from sunday school).

 

[Olivianna]

I can totally relate to awkward hairstyles due to horns...
I'm so Jewish I like to refer to the start of Shabbat as "the witching hour," particularly around my orthodox parents.

 

[Cheyenne]

Tails? Horns?

*backing out of thread slowly*