Why I suddenly love New York

Andante sent me the link so heres the question....


Is he cruel for showing me something I can't have?

Is he cruel for not paying for the flight so I can watch and drool?

Or is he kind and sweet for sending me the link and allowing me some fantasies about chocolate??


Incidentially his excuse for not buying me a plane ticket to get there is I may get arrested for jumping onstage and trying to lick the models.

Is it true, should I belive he is simply caring about me or is he being a sadistic bastard for letting me see chocolate and not being allowed to indulge in it??
 
shy slave said:
Andante sent me the link so heres the question....


Is he cruel for showing me something I can't have?

Is he cruel for not paying for the flight so I can watch and drool?

Or is he kind and sweet for sending me the link and allowing me some fantasies about chocolate??


Incidentially his excuse for not buying me a plane ticket to get there is I may get arrested for jumping onstage and trying to lick the models.

Is it true, should I belive he is simply caring about me or is he being a sadistic bastard for letting me see chocolate and not being allowed to indulge in it??


Know what's sadistic? Putting chocolate on those starving models. They're thinking . . . oh my god, this stuff smells good. I wonder how many calories I'd get before I put my finger down my throat . . .
 
shy slave said:
Andante sent me the link so heres the question....


Is he cruel for showing me something I can't have?

Is he cruel for not paying for the flight so I can watch and drool?

Or is he kind and sweet for sending me the link and allowing me some fantasies about chocolate??


Incidentially his excuse for not buying me a plane ticket to get there is I may get arrested for jumping onstage and trying to lick the models.

Is it true, should I belive he is simply caring about me or is he being a sadistic bastard for letting me see chocolate and not being allowed to indulge in it??

Yes. :)
 
Or he did it cause he knew you'd work yourself into a tizzy trying to figure out what his intentions were.
 
graceanne said:
Or he did it cause he knew you'd work yourself into a tizzy trying to figure out what his intentions were.


Probably.

He is a mean, mean man

But I like him :rolleyes:
 
Daddy lives a few blocks away from where this was being held, and we were walking around this weekend and ended up about half a block from it, but we didn't go! The admission price was what kept us away - $25 per person! But oh, how I wanted to go...
 
shy slave said:
Is it true, should I belive he is simply caring about me or is he being a sadistic bastard for letting me see chocolate and not being allowed to indulge in it??

Why can't he be a sadistic bastard and still care for you?
 
shy slave said:
Even though I have never been to NY I suddenly have the urge to go


http://www.infocast.dk/jp/jp.php?id=1228&category=174


Just keep in mind...NYC does not have any country music stations....i couldn't stay for very long, myself, no matter how much chocolate they have :) Plus, I bet it's not the really good Belgium chocolate.... :p


Plus....it snows up there...a LOT....

<--pround member of ASS (Anti Snow Society)
 
LunarKitten said:
Plus, I bet it's not the really good Belgium chocolate.... :p
I highly recommend Garden of Eden (on West 23rd) for importedchocolate in NYC. Plus there are several shops that specialize in fine chocolates.
 
LunarKitten said:
Just keep in mind...NYC does not have any country music stations....

It WHAT??! Woah, I didn't know that. Wow. And my gf mentioned NYC as one of the places she'd like us to live... Heeeeeell no! lol


Heather
 
LunarKitten said:
<--pround member of ASS (Anti Snow Society)

You know, that's a private society. We're gonna have to kill you for letting it be known that we exist now. Sorry, it was nice to know you.

:p
 
Etoile said:
Daddy lives a few blocks away from where this was being held, and we were walking around this weekend and ended up about half a block from it, but we didn't go! The admission price was what kept us away - $25 per person! But oh, how I wanted to go...

You never went!

$25.00 is alot of money, but this is chocolate!!
 
LunarKitten said:
Just keep in mind...NYC does not have any country music stations....i couldn't stay for very long, myself, no matter how much chocolate they have :) Plus, I bet it's not the really good Belgium chocolate.... :p


Plus....it snows up there...a LOT....

<--pround member of ASS (Anti Snow Society)


I promise I would have only stayed look enough to drool and lick a few dresses.

As for snow, well *deep breath* I don't like snow but.......
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my love for Andante would keep me warm.


*Passes round sick bags from all who need them*


:p
 
Milambus said:
Why can't he be a sadistic bastard and still care for you?


I guess its possible.


But I still think its mean


Perhaps he will buy me a chocolate dress Christmas and then watch me eat it off :)
 
shy slave said:
I guess its possible.


But I still think its mean


Perhaps he will buy me a chocolate dress Christmas and then watch me eat it off :)

Or he'll tie you down and eat it off you . . . and NOT SHARE! :eek:

Sadistic man.
 
The best chocolate

I grew up in NYC. And there is some incredible chocolate to be had. I've been to Paris -- it's not Geneva, but the chocolate was good. I've sampled "flake" and all the assorted cadbury snacks of Dublin, they kick the ass of Hersheys and Mars.

But by far the best I've ever had in my life was from wisconsin . I shit you not.
 
Netzach said:
I grew up in NYC. And there is some incredible chocolate to be had. I've been to Paris -- it's not Geneva, but the chocolate was good. I've sampled "flake" and all the assorted cadbury snacks of Dublin, they kick the ass of Hersheys and Mars.

But by far the best I've ever had in my life was from wisconsin . I shit you not.

Netz those wisconsin chocs look divine.

I think the Parisians are a bit busy at the moment to worry chocolate.

As for cadbury choc, its my all time favourite.

Years ago I made the kids visit to the factory with me, we joined the Cadbury club whilst we were there.

I made them sign up as under 12yrs got free chocolate sent in the post!

Recently sent Gracie some Cadbury buttons for her kids.

Due to Cadburys packaging the colour purple always makes me think of chocolate.
I watched the film of the same name and there was no chocolate eating at all :confused:

:rolleyes:
 
graceanne said:
Which they loved. :kiss:


Glad you let them try them instead of trying to convince them that they packet arrived empty but the wrapper can be licked!! :rolleyes:
 
shy slave said:
Glad you let them try them instead of trying to convince them that they packet arrived empty but the wrapper can be licked!! :rolleyes:

Yeah, well the chocolate nazi got to the package first and so their was no way I would have gotten any, anyway. *pouts*

Bad chocolate nazi.
 
Yes, NYC is the center of the universe. Everyone should come from all corners of the globe bearing tribute. I'm always amazed when people propose that I should leave the 5ive to come visit them in their podunk towns.
 
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