Why I Love Orlanth

[crysede]

(Inspired by Blaze's 'Why I love Hybirdx' thread - only this one ain't a dare )

Reason #1:
He's got really cute, sexy smile

 

[crysede]

Reason #2:
He says awesome stuff like this (from Vixenshe's 'I'm losing a friend because I'm fat' thread):

True beauty comes from the inside.

What I see is beautiful, wonderful personalities need a big body to hold it?

I've seen your pics, and I love them. I want to see you, so ignore false comments, they're near-mined fools IMHO.

 

[crysede]

Reason #3:
He's an aussie - I'm such a sucker for an Australian accent!

 

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Reason #4:
He has a light sabre, and he's promised I can play with it all I want if I come down under to visit him

 

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Reason #5:
He's got a good sense of humour (I dig guys who can make me laugh)

 

[crysede]

I'm sorry Orlanth, did you say something about not being able to take compliments?

I guess I must have been too distracted by your sexiness to notice

 

[crysede]

A few more reasons before bed . . .

Reason #6:
He recognizes Linux's natural superiority over Windows as an OS

 

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Reason #7:
Oh la la - il est trés sexy in all that black armour, n'est pas chéris?

 

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Reason #8:
He's happy to play the dominant or the submissive in bed - variety is a very good thing

 

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Reason #9:
He stands up for his friends - ya gotta love loyalty

 

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Reason #10:
He's willing to try anything once



I can't believe it took that slacker Blaze two weeks to get to 20 reasons: this is easy!

(Well, ok, so perhaps my subject is a tad easier than Blaze's was lol)

 

[Orlanth]

Now this is a very nice surprise.

Made my day, thank you crysede.

 

[Ladybird]

Thank you for starting this thread Crysede.

I'd like to add something if I may.

I love Orlanth because he's a real sweetie.. with a heart of gold.

I love Orlanth because he's got one of the best senses of humour that I know. He has a very quick, dry humour.. I often sit here laughing out loud at something that he's posted.

Finally... I just love Orlanth.

 

[Orlanth]

Thank you for starting this thread Crysede.

I'd like to add something if I may.

I love Orlanth because he's a real sweetie.. with a heart of gold.

I love Orlanth because he's got one of the best senses of humour that I know. He has a very quick, dry humour.. I often sit here laughing out loud at something that he's posted.

Finally... I just love Orlanth.

I feel so honored, I love you both!

 

[Dragonette]

WOW

Hey, lucky you, your own thread!

But you deserve it.

Waves to Orlanth.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Orlanth the AWesome

Reason #3:
He's an aussie - I'm such a sucker for an Austrian accent!

Hey Crysede, great idea to start an Orlanth thread.

You know you gotta like this guy, he's a real person with a wildly wicked imagination. Never lets real life get him down, takes the world as he finds it - and makes a profit on the way. How does the saying go - "fantasy takes more imagination than reality".

Even his North Queensland accent is almost AUSTRALIAN. But watch the Mango Wine . . . he is susceptible to the delicious local Mango Wine . . . that nectar of the Gods known to make women swoon . . . (so THAT'S how he does it!!!)

But it's his prowess in the Wicked Spanking Business that is his real forte. Never misses a dastardly double post (except when he can do a deal with a mystical Dragonette (mumble, mumble)) and has such a skilful manner of inflicting a Wicked Spanking - sheer genius!! A real Maestro at the business!!

This is a well deserved honour, Wicked Spanking Brother. Peace.

 

[Orlanth]

Now Iam just lost for words.

Thanks everyone.



Don, you're just jealous you got that Southen Accet and I got the real Aussie one!

 

[Gil_T2]

OTLANTH

He's admired by many of his friends in the AUSSIE thread.

He wears his heart on his sleeve

 

[Orlanth]

Re: OTLANTH

He's admired by many of his friends in the AUSSIE thread.

He wears his heart on his sleeve

I do? Damn no wonder my arms are big!

 

[crysede]

Orlanth - you're welcome cutie, glad I could give you something nice to wake up to


Ladybird - those are some excellent reasons for loving Orlanth!


Don - so, if you guys inflict a Wicked Spanking for dastardly double posts, what's the rewar… er, punishment, for …

*counting back-to-back posts at start of thread*

*looking up numerical prefixes on Google*

… a heinous hendeca-post?!

 

[crysede]

Reason #11:
He's just such a sweetie!

I feel so honored, I love you both!

 

[crysede]

Reason #12:
Did someone say something about mango wine?! (I'm such a mangophile!)

 

[crysede]

Reason #13:
I love the name Orlanth, it's very cool (loved his previous name too, it was very snuggly )

 

[Don K Dyck]

Mango Wine . . .

Reason #12:
Did someone say something about mango wine?! (I'm such a mangophile!)

Whisper in Orlanth's ear and he may show you his Mango Wine web-site . . . not to mention the ambrosia itself . . .

 

[crysede]

Reason #14:
I've never seen take part in any of the periodic mudslinging events here on Lit

(not to be confused with mud wrestling events, which I'd pay to see him take part in - actually, I'd prefer to take part in one with him )