Why I love Myself

Angel

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Like I said, nobody can compete.
Im perfect for me
I already know how to make me cum.
I like my hair and my clothes
I dont have to impress myself
I like how I sing in the shower
Im always interested in what I have to say
I appreciate my talents
I'm always there for me
 
In addition

I don't have to shave my legs when I want an orgasm
I can be comfortable naked with myself
Myst likes me
I rarely argue with myself and when I do, I always win.
 
I'm the only one I don't get bored with
I never tell myself how to drive
I always like the food I make
I never bitch at myself when I screw up
I never argue with myself about which movie to watch
I pretty much like everything about me
I would never let myself down
I never think I drink too much
I'm always satisfied with my decisions
 
Also

I'm never disappointed in my choice of movie.

I can cry when I see a sad movie scene and I don't make fun of myself when I do.

I'm happy with whatever I cook.

If I get mad at myself I'll never hurt my feelings.

I won't walk out on myself when times are tough.
 
Myst are you flirting with me? :)

I'll never choose *The Guys* over me.

I'll never break my heart.

I'll never do something I knew was wrong and then blame myself for it just to make me feel bad.

I'll never expect more from myself than I'm willing to give.
 
I can call myself a bitch over and over and not get offended....:D
 
Myst - It's working

I'll never give away my secrets.

I'll never use my secrets against me to get what I want.

I'll never lead myself on.

I'll always be around when I need me.

I always know what I like and what I want done.
 
Likes the way Angel thinks....

Nods and agrees with Angel.
Thinks Myst is doing all right as well.

Brings his own popcorn and slides in next to Indy
 
I wished I loved myself that much.

But sometimes I prefer the drugs and the cheap sex.

I guess, I am what I am.

Angel, you go girl. Fight the power.
 
Sleep?

I bite my thumb at Sleep!

Oh. You were serious?

I did sleep! :D And now I'm working.

Er.. well I was until I took a break to peek at Lit.
 
Re: Also

Originally posted by Angel
I'm happy with whatever I cook.
God, with your looks, brain, personality and heart of gold we can now add COOKING? You truly are an Angel.
 
Gammydarlin'

Being a nice, mature, Italian man, you know damn well us Italian Womenfolk get trained how to properly use a kitchen and all of its utensils as soon as we're able to walk :D
 
Damn, and I was making angel hair pasta w/ seafood sauce.

Oh well maybe tomorrow.
 
Why I love Angel

She is a truely beautiful person, and I don't care what she looks like

She has a heat of gold, and takes risks with it

She is profound and honest

She's made me laugh, and brought a tear to my eye

She got me hooked on Dragon Relams





Oh and she's flirting back with Myst who is just too damn fantastic for words.
 
Am I the only insecure person on this site? I have lots that I love about myself and lots that I don't like. I am somewhere in the middle, I guess. Perhaps thats why Fleshmachine and I need therapy and drugs!!!!!! (actually I don't do drugs, although I did do a few joints back in my day) Do you think we just found the answer to our problems. You have to love yourself (lightbulb!) Damn.

[Edited by unusuallyconfused on 05-29-2001 at 03:59 PM]
 
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