Why I hate chocolate

[Sammyjo]

...because I make the most delectable brownies...and I just can't stop eating them...

 

[cheekyminx]

I love chocolate...but unfortunately Im allergic to caffeine. And to walk past a chocolate shop....sighs meltingly.

 

[Sammyjo]

Oh, that's no good...guess I won't offer to send you any brownies...seriously, I hate chocolate...I love baking...I don't know what my problem is...oh yeah, PMS

 

[cheekyminx]

Oh how could you hate chocolate??

 

[Chuckus]

I love good brownies........if you wanna send me some, be my guest I will not turn you down. I like fudge too, in fact it is about time to make a batch of my special homemade ones (an old family recipe that rocks)

 

[Sammyjo]

I don't like any of that sweet candy crap. It just doesn't appeal to me...I baked a hell of a lot over the holidays and was the only person to not gain any weight in the family. Yea for me!!!!

I made some fudge, too...but it doesn't turn out very well for me...you make the fudge, I'll make the brownies and we can trade. *just my way of getting in your pants* hahaha

 

[Chuckus]

Oh so you are looking for an easy way into my pants are ya? Well we will have to negotiate this a bit.......I will make the fudge and you make the brownies.......we will go from there? *tapping finger on forehead saying to self "I did not know Sammyjo was looking for a way in my pants"*

 

[Sammyjo]

Oh so you are looking for an easy way into my pants are ya? Well we will have to negotiate this a bit.......I will make the fudge and you make the brownies.......we will go from there? *tapping finger on forehead saying to self "I did not know Sammyjo was looking for a way in my pants"*

I see I didn't make myself clear..."I'm looking for a way into your pants"

 

[Chuckus]

Well a good start is through my stomach and my sweet spot is brownies and a lady sweet talking me, that will get you everywhere.

 

[Sammyjo]

oh...well, I don't know if I'm in the mood for sweet talking anyone...*sigh*...I just wanna get laid...*is that good?*

 

[Chuckus]

oh...well, I don't know if I'm in the mood for sweet talking anyone...*sigh*...I just wanna get laid...*is that good?*

Well works for me too............you can sweet talk me later?

 

[Sammyjo]

Maybe after the PMS wears off...

 

[Chuckus]

Maybe after the PMS wears off...

Deal. I can deal with that Sammyjo.........

 

[Sammyjo]

I did say MAYBE...don't hold your breath.

 

[Chuckus]

I did say MAYBE...don't hold your breath.

Not holding my breath, now as for the fudge where shall I mail it? I will have to ship it carefully so it does not melt away and get ruined!!!! LOL

 

[Sammyjo]

Just bring it over...I mean, I thought you wanted to get into my pants...oh, that's me, sorry...

 

[Chuckus]

Now how exactly am I too just "bring it over" when I live in North Carolina and you live in Minnesota? Huh? Tell me that one..........and as for get in your pants er you mine, whichever works, good for the goose!!! LOL

 

[Sammyjo]

It's not such a far drive

 

[Chuckus]

Only like 17 hours or so, maybe longer.........LOL I can do that in my sleep........LOL

 

[Sammyjo]

Well, if you'd have started this morning....

 

[jcgirl]

allergic to caffeine? OMG you poor dear. If I go without it my body goes into convulsions....I start seeing things that arent there, and I get very very veryyyyyy cranky

 

[BlondeBeauty]

You hate chocolate?

Oh my god....TRAITOR!!!

 

[teresafannin]

You do not want to be around me before I get some caffeine into my system. I like chocolate, but love brownies. I don't bake too often, too much work for just me. Anyone who wants to mail me some brownies, go for it. Sammyjo, we still love you, even if you don't like chocolate.

 

[Sammyjo]

Thank you *feeling the love*