Why I hate Academic America

[Guest]

It all started several years ago with a Harvard/Berkeley professor’s
“Montage to Peanut Brittle.”

And it got worse each year since then.

But I swear to God
if I hear another 25-page, magnum opus about the significance
of a diamond-shaped peanut in the evacuated bowels
from the partner of a flannel-shirt wearing lesbian
who committed suicide on ex-lax, suppositories and soma

I’m going to make my own Galatea
and she’s going to be
an epileptic midget with long fingers.

Leave poetry to those with talent
and leave your peanut brittle at the
Salvation Army Soup Line.

 

[jfinn]

Feel better now?

Jayne

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by princejonny .

Dear Jayne,
That didn't make any sense, did it? The Prince, of course, writes nonsense with marvelous style and grace.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Why I hate Academic America

Dear Jayne,
That didn't make any sense, did it? The Prince, of course, writes nonsense with marvelous style and grace.
MG

i'll take that as a compliment beautiful

 

[MathGirl]

Why he hates academic Americans.....

Gosh, Prince. I'm very much academic and also an American. I guess that means I don't have a chance with you.
MG

 

[reohoko]

*raises eyebrow.....
falls over laughing....*

 

[Guest]

Re: Why he hates academic Americans.....

Gosh, Prince. I'm very much academic and also an American. I guess that means I don't have a chance with you.
MG

wrong branch of academics

you've obviously never heard a professor read poetry about ipeanut brittle like it was better than sex hunni....lol

that was my point. These idiot liberal academia types write just so they can tell each other how clever they are....they don't know shit about actual writing, but they can string 50000 unrelated words together, end it with peanut brittle and expect a pulitzer peace prize because they are so "talented" <kough gag puke kough>

and you can have a chance with me anytime

I gotta go nurse this nagging back injury, but I'll be back tomorrow



and

pj

 

[Guest]

Re: Why he hates academic Americans.....

Gosh, Prince. I'm very much academic and also an American. I guess that means I don't have a chance with you.
MG

Wow - same here!

(But I don't claim any great talent for poetry - I even like rhyme - gasp!)

*grin*

 

[reohoko]

PJ, what's Galatea?

I think I got the rest of it....
nice style, not sure if I care for the words, though.

 

[Guest]

PJ, what's Galatea?

I think I got the rest of it....
nice style, not sure if I care for the words, though.

ok came back for this, but that's it for the night.

Galatea is part of a Greek Myth about forbidden love

Pygmalion and Galatea. Pygmalion build a statue so beautiful that he fell in love with it. Shakespeare basically ripped off the forbidden love aspect for Romeo and Juliet from the story

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Why he hates academic Americans.....

oops

 

[reohoko]

thank you PJ




hehehehe

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Why he hates academic Americans.....

Aww, poor Prince. Was that back injury sustained while competing in the world karate championships or an old injury from Formula One racing?
MG

neither. I broke my back 3 times in the last 10 years. I had to drop out of the world competition, but I won nationals just a few months after breaking my back the third time


car accidents all 3 times. none my fault. i was a passenger the first time

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Why he hates academic Americans.....

Nope. I'm terribly tempted, but I'm going to be good this week. Ohhhh, it's so tempting.
MG

I love it when you are tempted.

(it truly makes me smile!)

 

[Wantonica]

Hello!!

I have to interject and say that Galatea is a small ghost town near my place of residence. Everyone is afraid to go there because it is haunted. Mainly, I think it has become haunted since people get a good buzz going and head over there to see hauntings, so they imagine they do.

Kick up your heels and smile as you do,
Fascivious Wanton

 

[MathGirl]

Oh..... you know ... that small county in Ireland

(But I don't claim any great talent for poetry - I even like rhyme - gasp!)

There was a young pirate named Bates,
Who did the fandango on skates,
He fell on his cutlass,
Which rendered him nutless,
and practically useless on dates.

 

[Guest]

Laughing!

That's great!

(I'm working on a different type of poem)

"He is as clothed as I am bare, held down over his knee;
He teases, scolds and spanks me as I struggle to get free.

"Your panties in your mouth (says he) should stifle noisy pride.
What? Not enough? Perhaps a plug inserted deep inside."

And then real punishment begins, my wrists behind my back,
His firm hand reddens tender cheeks -



(ok - no more - I need to submit this thing first!)

 

[Guest]

Re: Laughing!

That's great!

(I'm working on a different type of poem)

"He is as clothed as I am bare, held down over his knee;
He teases, scolds and spanks me as I struggle to get free.

"Your panties in your mouth (says he) should stifle noisy pride.
What? Not enough? Perhaps a plug inserted deep inside."

And then real punishment begins, my wrists behind my back,
His firm hand reddens tender cheeks -



(ok - no more - I need to submit this thing first!)

were you peeking in my window again???

pj

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Laughing!

were you peeking in my window again???

pj

Nope.

This comes straight from MY bedroom, baby!

 

[Guest]

quote:
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Originally posted by MathGirl
Nope. I'm terribly tempted, but I'm going to be good this week. Ohhhh, it's so tempting.
MG
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Don't do that on my behalf...I like you naughty <wicked grin>

&

your prince

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Laughing!

Nope.

This comes straight from MY bedroom, baby!

well then, what's a prince gotta do to get an invite????

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Laughing!

well then, what's a prince gotta do to get an invite????

*grin*

Um, get past my husband???

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Laughing!

*grin*

Um, get past my husband???

Hey I'm just a black belt hunni, not a Shao Lin Priest. I don't walk through walls...lol.

And if you reach for me...you're gonna touch something *wink*

PJ

 

[MathGirl]

Beyond the pail

"Unbelievable," she groaned, tearing her hair.
MG

 

[oggbashan]

Math Girl - did you create princewhatshisname?

I don't believe this.

Prince whatshisname seems to behave like a MG/DG creation.

Is he a fiction?

I'm not bothered by 6foot 7inch karate experts. I have survived Aussie Rules.

Og