Why I Could Never Be Mellon Collie's Lover...

[Mister Happy]

I'd never sleep.
I'd just watch her all night long, utterly amazed at my good fortune.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I'd never sleep.
I'd just watch her all night long, utterly amazed at my good fortune.

I wouldn't let that stop me. I might collapse from exhaustion and die, but I would die happy.

 

[JerseyBoy]

True...but yum, I could say the same thing about 25 other femme fetales here...

-ws

I'd never sleep.
I'd just watch her all night long, utterly amazed at my good fortune.

 

[perks]

cuz' then there would be two of us kickin' it like a white girl.

No, wait that was the answer to the party question...

Hmmmmm.

Cuz, I heart Crimpy Mullet, but I just can't see myself moaning that name when I... oh just nevermind.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Thanks guys ... although it is nice to know that I'm one of 26.

 

[JazzManJim]

Oh I don't know that I'd have such a problem.

As pretty as she is, she's definitely not an "exhibit piece". She's the kind of art that's so much better when it's played with.

 

[perks]

Thanks guys ... although it is nice to know that I'm one of 26.

no, Crimpy, you're one in a MILLION.


I'm sooooo suave

 

[Mellon Collie]

You are pretty suave.

I get all flustered and whatnot whenever we talk.

 

[perks]

You are pretty suave.

I get all flustered and whatnot whenever we talk.

Oh yeah babyyyyyy, whatnot, now that's something I can brag about to all my lockerroom buddies.

 

[nasty1]

Reasons why I wont be MC's lover

1. She lives in Penn.
2. I'm not THAT lucky.

 

[paganangel]

i could never date a virgin.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Oh yeah babyyyyyy, whatnot, now that's something I can brag about to all my lockerroom buddies.

My entire existence is centered around making you look better.

No, really.

 

[Mellon Collie]

i could never date a virgin.

Why, none would have you?

Ooh, that was kinda harsh!

Heh. You know I you.

 

[nasty1]

i could never date a virgin.

I could.

 

[perks]

My entire existence is centered around making you look better.

No, really.

lol, you look damn good on me, white gurl.

 

[Rhys]

*I'd be beaten with something blunt*






























~repeatedly. and without mercy.~

 

[Mellon Collie]

Why thank you Perky.

 

[paganangel]

Why, none would have you?

Ooh, that was kinda harsh!

Heh. You know I you.

maybe it was harsh, but it was GOOD!!! gotta love that wit;;;;ya still need ta get laid though.
the problem is actually that virgins love me and i always feel guilty afterwards. it's also the reason i wont date the youngi's.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Yeah PA, all the ladies love you.

 

[paganangel]

Yeah PA, all the ladies love you.

yeah yeah, take yer top off...

 

[Mellon Collie]

So we both know that's all I'm good for but you don't have to tell the whole world, meany.

 

[riff]

She is a cutie- dass fo sho.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Golly, Ms. Collie. Here we've only been married two days, and already your eyes is a-wanderin'!

See if you get any more mashed potatoes for the next month. It's lumpy grits for you, girl.

I'm just glad it's Perky who has her BumBum back, I see, or I might be upset.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Golly, Ms. Collie. Here we've only been married two days, and already your eyes is a-wanderin'!

Damn it! And here is the ole ball and chain, coming to fuck up my groove.



Grits? Barf much.

 

[Mellon Collie]

BTW...

Hammy, you forgot to mention how I married you in a secret ceremony while you were sleeping. Stop acting like you asked for it or something.