Why I Am Forced to Take Legal Action Against Pops

[shereads]

Chinese guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

Barman says, "where did you get that".

Parrot says, "China, there's millions of them".

His sig line is tasteless, politically incorrect, and made me exhale hot coffee through my nose.

 

[Samandiriel]

I second the motion.

Make him walk the plank.

 

[Guest]

Innit great he's back? That bloke either makes me laugh, or tingle, sometimes both at the same time, and that isn't easy.

 

[shereads]

I wonder if Pop knows any duck jokes.

 

[TxRad]

I wonder if Pop knows any duck jokes.

When you have a Darrot, who needs a Puck......

I think i read somewhere that the parrot is borrowed.....

 

[cantdog]

Love your 'location,' Tx. Willie Nelson knew a duck joke.

 

[Dar~]

I have a magnet that says Sick My Duck

I do agree that the joke is fairly tasteless, but its not racist. There are millions of chinese in china.*shrugs*

 

[TxRad]

Love your 'location,' Tx. Willie Nelson knew a duck joke.

LMAO... there are several replies i could make to that but..... i don't think I'll tell things that i shouldn't..... Rubber Duck or not....

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ducks and China?

This is striking a little to close to home.

 

[shereads]

Willie Nelson knew a duck joke.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No, we don't have any grapes."

The next day, the duck comes back and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No, we don't have any grapes."

The duck comes back the next day and the next and the day after that, and always aasks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The answer is always no. Until one day, as soon as the duck walks into the bar, the bartender grabs him by the throat and says, "Listen, duck. We didn't have any grapes yesterday. We don't have any grapes today. We won't have any grapes tomorrow. And the next time you walk into this bar and say 'Got any grapes,' I'm gonna nail your stupid feet to the bar."

The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?"

"No, dammit. We don't have any nails."

So the duck says, "Got any grapes?"

 

[Sunnie]

ohnigod, ROFL!

I don't know what's funnier -- the joke or your sig! That is hilarious!

 

[CharleyH]

His sig line is tasteless, politically incorrect, and made me exhale hot coffee through my nose.

You sue becaause it is the American dream. You are just as tasteless, as we all are you stocking fetish slut!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa and shereads was walking down the street and seen a kitty cat licking her own pussy (he,he)

Lisa says "I wish I could do that."

shereads says "you probably can, but she might scratch up your face with her claws when she comes."

 

[shereads]

Lisa and shereads was walking down the street and seen a kitty cat licking her own pussy (he,he)

Lisa says "I wish I could do that."

shereads says "you probably can, but she might scratch up your face with her claws when she comes."

:unladylike snort:

 

[Lisa Denton]

:unladylike snort:

At least you kept your coffee in your nose, style AND elegance.

 

[The_Fool]

At least you kept your coffee in your nose, style AND elegance.

Was it starbucks?

 

[Lisa Denton]

capuccino snotte maybe?

 

[The_Fool]

capuccino snotte maybe?

With extra foam...

 

[shereads]

Was it starbucks?

No, dear. Starbucks, like Oprah, is too famous and therefore too midstream for someone with my social insecurities. This year, when I spend an absurd amount of money on coffee, I choose Sustainably Harvested, Bird-Safe, Organically Grown, Fair Trade beans in a medium-dark roast, with a few dark-roast and six or seven light-roast beans thrown in for proportional diversity.

I use unbleached paper filters in my coffee maker because chlorine is bad for the environment. Just ask Amicus if you don't believe me.

You can see how a beverage that complicated could play hell on one's sinus cavities.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Meanwhile, back at Pop’s sig. line, perhaps he would accept a substitute:

A guy walks into a headshrinker’s office with a duck standing on his head.

“How may I help?” the head inspector inquired.

“Could you pry this idiot off my foot?” the duck complained.

 

[shereads]

A guy walks into a headshrinker’s office with a duck standing on his head.

“How may I help?” the head inspector inquired.

“Could you pry this idiot off my foot?” the duck complained.

That's a good duck joke, but it has the potential for greatness. Let's substitute a known idiot for the generic guy and see what happens:



George W. Bush walks into the Surgeon General's office with a duck standing on his head.

"How can I help?" asks the Surgeon General.

"Pry this idiot off my foot," says the duck.

 

[Guest]

LOL!

(But you forgot Karl Rove.)


As for taking legal action against pop?

I wouldn't mind if pop would take some kind of action against me.

Yum.

 

[shereads]

I wouldn't mind if pop would take some kind of action against me.

Yum.

Harlot.

 

[Guest]

Harlot.

You rang?

 

[Guest]

You rang?

ah, theres nothing like a harlot on a sunday moanin.