Why hockey sucks

[Silverlily]

Ok, Tundraboy, now that I have your undivided attention...

has anyone ever told you how evil you can be?


yeah, yeah, bait and switch, sue me...

 

[Mensa]

Attack hockey at your own risk.

Me?!?! Hell, I'm practically a saint. You want to see pure evil I suggest you pick up a mirror.

 

[Silverlily]

Took you long enough.

Maybe you should get wheels for your walker.

 

[Mensa]

Watch her, she swings low.

I've got enough to go a few rounds with you.

 

[Silverlily]

it will be a first

I've got enough to go a few rounds with you.

Really? Who's helping you?

 

[Mensa]

She talks a good fight

With one hand tied behind my back.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: She talks a good fight

With one hand tied behind my back.

Play with me long enough and I'll have them both tied behind your back.

 

[steelvelvet200]

ok, so guys, are you

Playing a hockey game out in this thread?

-steel

 

[Mensa]

Re: ok, so guys, are you

Playing a hockey game out in this thread?

-steel

Hockey has rules. She doesn't play by any rules. She's evil, pure evil.

 

[Liontamr]

Whew... For a moment there I thought I'd have to go over the finer points of hockey to prove it's the best game in the world.

Ya know.. good points like high sticking, putting it through the five hole, clutching and grabbing, shooting, scoring, going into overtime...

Damn I love this game!

 

[steelvelvet200]

Re: Re: ok, so guys, are you

Hockey has rules. She doesn't play by any rules. She's evil, pure evil.

Mensa, are you "smart" enough to know how to deal with her? VBG, only kidding

 

[Silverlily]

clutching and grabbing, shooting

hehe
Sounds like my kind of game.

 

[Mensa]

Ya know.. good points like high sticking, putting it through the five hole, clutching and grabbing, shooting,

Don't give her any more ideas.

 

[Silverlily]

Mensa, are you "smart" enough to know how to deal with her? VBG, only kidding

He likes to pretend he is.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Re: ok, so guys, are you

Mensa, are you "smart" enough to know how to deal with her? VBG, only kidding

I've found that keeping my distance and being always ready to run works rather well.

 

[Liontamr]

Don't give her any more ideas.

Body checking..

Forgot the best part of hockey is the physical, grinding play that results after a serious amount of body checking

 

[steelvelvet200]

Hi folks!

are we back "at it" now we are cking bodies????

Hi Mensa

Meow Eyes!