Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw...

[calypso_21]

Fuck it...Can you really think of a better way to start your Monday? Okay maybe not getting drunk...but how 'bout the screw?




Why Don't We Get Drunk ~ Jimmy Buffett

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear
So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.

(Chorus)
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.

 

[BigDawg69]

Ahhh Jimmy now that's an easy way to slide into the work week!

 

[looking4fun]

Okay maybe not getting drunk...but how 'bout the screw?

Yeah it's a little early to drink (don't want people to think we are alcoholics) but it is always a good time for a screw.

Maybe we should listen to some David Alan Coe & just "Pick'em, Lick'em & Stick'em. I just wish I could locate the lyrics to post.

 

[JazzManJim]

Come and join me in song, Caly.

Sit On My Face
(the Monty Python Gang. Eric Idle did lyrics and, I think Graham Chapman wrote the music)

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we're both 69
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away."

 

[calypso_21]

Come and join me in song, Caly.

Sit On My Face
(the Monty Python Gang. Eric Idle did lyrics and, I think Graham Chapman wrote the music)

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we're both 69
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away."

LMAO...this is too funny!!

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw...

Yeah it's a little early to drink (don't want people to think we are alcoholics) but it is always a good time for a screw.

Maybe we should listen to some David Alan Coe & just "Pick'em, Lick'em & Stick'em. I just wish I could locate the lyrics to post.

I have searched 4 different sites for you, but I just can't find them either.

I guess you'll just have to use your imagination, or just screw it!




Did I say that???




Hello, Ms Caly.

 

[calypso_21]

Morning Ms. Intrigued, How's doin?

 

[Orwell84]

Fuck it...Can you really think of a better way to start your Monday? Okay maybe not getting drunk...but how 'bout the screw?

That's the best suggestion I've seen this morning, but, of course, it's only 8:00 a.m. here. Anyhow, sounds great to me.

 

[Carl East]

Screw is such a wonderful word, don't you think? It's almost as good as Fuck, but not quite.

The way I feel this morning I could screw both you Caly and Intrigued, does this make me oversexed.

Carl

 

[intrigued]

Morning Ms. Intrigued, How's doin?

All is well here...still wanting a man.
Hope things are lovely with you, and that you hold off on the alcohol just a wee bit longer, or you'll never make it through the rest of your suggestion....

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw...

That's the best suggestion I've seen this morning, but, of course, it's only 8:00 a.m. here. Anyhow, sounds great to me.

Well...I woke up at 8 with that thought...well not the drinking part but the screwing...does that count?

 

[intrigued]

Screw is such a wonderful word, don't you think? It's almost as good as Fuck, but not quite.

The way I feel this morning I could screw both you Caly and Intrigued, does this make me oversexed.

Carl

No dear, it makes you a wise man.

 

[calypso_21]

Screw is such a wonderful word, don't you think? It's almost as good as Fuck, but not quite.

The way I feel this morning I could screw both you Caly and Intrigued, does this make me oversexed.

Carl

Hmm...I'm thinking maybe UNDERsexed if you are feeling this way.

 

[Dillinger]

Screwing - yes, anytime of day. Can we save the drinking for a bit later though?

 

[calypso_21]

All is well here...still wanting a man.
Hope things are lovely with you, and that you hold off on the alcohol just a wee bit longer, or you'll never make it through the rest of your suggestion....

I gave up wanting...

I'm right here...they know how to find me.

I'm great hun! Loving life really. It has been a wonderful couple of weeks and only stands to get better!! Big Day coming soon...entering a new decade...I'm gonna make the most of it!!

No alcohol...been there did that Saturday and Saturday NIGHT...no more for a bit...this could be why I get into trouble when I DO drink...maybe I should do it more often?

 

[calypso_21]

Screwing - yes, anytime of day. Can we save the drinking for a bit later though?

LoL...sure thing sugar!!

 

[pipercatt]

I drank Friday night, but managed not to get into trouble. *grin*

Caly, I'm in the same boat at you...and screwing sounds so apropos right now...

sigh.

 

[Nomadic Lady]

aaaaaaaa! Nothing like starting a day with a Monty Python tune.

How about some Spam before that drink!


Spam Song
Authors: Terry Jones & Michael Palin
-------------

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

 

[calypso_21]

I drank Friday night, but managed not to get into trouble. *grin*

Caly, I'm in the same boat at you...and screwing sounds so apropos right now...

sigh.

I know what you did that niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...or didn't. *grin*

LoL...phones just don't do it. Wait did I say that?...Helps to have someone on the other end.

 

[calypso_21]

aaaaaaaa! Nothing like starting a day with a Monty Python tune.

How about some Spam before that drink!

LoL...certainly makes ya laugh...I need more Jimmy Buffet though.

 

[pipercatt]

I know what you did that niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...or didn't. *grin*

LoL...phones just don't do it. Wait did I say that?...Helps to have someone on the other end.

Nope! That was Last night...muhahahahaaa...

 

[calypso_21]

Oh that too.


I know what you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid LAST night!!!

 

[pipercatt]

muhahahahahaaa...I know what I did last night, too.

twice.

Sigh....10 days till the real thing.

I'm a-twitter.

 

[calypso_21]

I'm a-jealous...hehe


You know though that I'm very happy for yah!!

 

[looking4fun]

Well my Monday has taken a turn for the worst. Now getting drunk & screwing does sound like a good thing.