why don't they sell clitoris extenders?

[dolf]

you can buy todger extenders. there are loads of brands of gadget to stretch your peewee into a porker. why none for the clitty?

i'm betting there is a niche market just waiting to be exploited.

any engineers in the house?

 

[bg23]

http://www.pumpersparadise.net/clitoris-pumping.html

 

[bronzeage]

you can buy todger extenders. there are loads of brands of gadget to stretch your peewee into a porker. why none for the clitty?

i'm betting there is a niche market just waiting to be exploited.

any engineers in the house?

A GPS clitoral locator device might sell well.

 

[run_silent]

bg23 had it right. I speak from personal experience. Also, it can change inverted nipples to outies(sorry for the use of scientific terms).

 

[Peregrinator]

I think I might have fun with a fat, long clit.

 

[dolf]

i'm not talking about pumps.
i'm talking about shit like this.

 

[run_silent]

I think I might have fun with a fat, long clit.

Yes you will.

 

[TonyClifton]

you can buy todger extenders. there are loads of brands of gadget to stretch your peewee into a porker. why none for the clitty? I'm betting there is a niche market just waiting to be exploited. Any engineers in the house?

When I was recently shopping at the Purgatory Convenience Store, I asked the same thing.

The cashier replied, "We are out of stock."

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I think I might have fun with a fat, long clit.

that would be called a penis.

and I agree, you would have fun with one....

 

[VaticanAssassin]

i'm not talking about pumps.
i'm talking about shit like this.

What the fuck is that medieval shit!!!

 

[run_silent]

i'm not talking about pumps.
i'm talking about shit like this.

Seems like that device would give you a dick. Assuming you spent years training.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

Well this thread just killed my libido.

 

[dolf]

prude

 

[Wings]

I think it's more to do with extreme sensitivity than being a prude.

 

[run_silent]

Well this thread just killed my libido.

It was a well thought out plan by dolf and I to destroy your libido. After months of planning our e-ville ploy has come to fruition.

Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa

 

[Wings]

It was a well thought out plan by dolf and I to destroy your libido. After months of planning our e-ville ploy has come to fruition.

Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa

It's ok, I'll find it later.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's ok, I'll find it later.

Need an extra hand? Can't have you off doing a search and rescue on your own now can we?

 

[blobfish]

There is no way, except surgically, to increase the length or girth of the male penis. Trust me.

 

[Wings]

Need an extra hand? Can't have you off doing a search and rescue on your own now can we?

Yes! I will take that hand. A lot. Ahem

 

[BotanyBoy]

There is no way, except surgically, to increase the length or girth of the male penis. Trust me.

*cringe* I don't understand the obsession anyhow....I'm not big by any stretch of the human vagina, I'm just a wee laddy.....but I'm ok with it, no complaints so far. Last thing I could ever imagine being ok with is letting someone hack on my wang.

 

[girlsmiley]

Put something in your knickers. That way it'll seem bigger than what it really is

 

[blobfish]

*cringe* I don't understand the obsession anyhow....I'm not big by any stretch of the human vagina, I'm just a wee laddy.....but I'm ok with it, no complaints so far. Last thing I could ever imagine being ok with is letting someone hack on my wang.

Yeah, I'd rather have a little pinkie finger down there than an artificial sausage.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Yes! I will take that hand. A lot. Ahem

Np....just lay down facing the foot of the bed.

Put something in your knickers. That way it'll seem bigger than what it really is

That's my number 1 trick....stuffed sock...tube of course. Then stick them with 2" of hard cock when they least expect (and more importantly even notice) it, and that's how surprise buttseks happens.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think I might have fun with a fat, long clit.

Killswitch has one....