Why dont men listen?

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[MrKinkMaster]

Listen??

You mean that didn't translate to... "OH MY FUCKING GOD COME FUCK ME NOW!!!!" .... maybe I missed something

 

[Ishmael]

Read and enjoy.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80693

Ishmael

 

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Re: Listen??

 

[koalabear]

What?

Did you say something Dear?

 

[Wiggles]

Mine doesn't listen because he's usually on his PC.

Come to think of it, that's my reason too.

 

[MrKinkMaster]

Re: Re: Listen??

Ummm.... due to the mood I'm in... I will refrain from choking you this time.

Isn't "choking" supposed to be "kinky"??? Smack me silly and call me "gentle ben".... I'm going camping!!!!!!!!!

 

[concrete]

.camping,camping, fire ,fire,..perhaps he's trying to lite a fire under your ?? av
L.L.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Hmmmm?? Did you say something?

 

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[Ishmael]

Of course... this was in the best of fun and nothing personal was meant...

Then read down to the "weekend" trip. Applies more to your situation.

Ishmael

 

[iwmggw]

man look at that fine fine ass.......i'll bet you could bounce a quarter off...........................huh? yeah........i was listening........weren't you talking about rough sex with a coat hanger

 

[DéjàNu]

So why is it I say, "I want to pack, take a shower, shave my legs, eat, and then I will be ready to go."

Gets translated into: "We are leaving in an hour!"

You must keep that as simple as possible. You did told to much!!! You should have said something like I've got a couple of thing to prepare and will be ready afterward, just be ready when I'm done. Thats all, not much more. Try it sometime and told me how it went.

 

[koalabear]

Glancing up from the newspaper....

Yes Dear it looks fine..........

 

[Sillyman]

Since packing to a man means 2 pairs of shirts, a pair of shorts, and the underwear he has on,(he's only going to be out 8 days)...

Since a shower means washing just your armpits and crotch...

Shaving your legs shouldn't take long at all...

And cramming down something your wife already made for you down your food hole...

Then yeah, an hour is about right.

 

[estevie]

So why is it I say, "I want to pack, take a shower, shave my legs, eat, and then I will be ready to go."

Gets translated into: "We are leaving in an hour!"

20 minutes in shower...doesn't take that long to shave your legs.

5 minutes to throw some shorts, a pair of jeans, a few tank tops and jacket in my bag.

5 minutes to grab something to eat.

I'm ready...with time left for a quickie before we leave. Whats the problem, eh?

 

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Re: Re: Why dont men listen?

 

[April]

Just tell him that if he wants to be a whiny little crybaby, he can go fucking camping by his own damn self.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

this is what was said

So why is it I say, "I want to pack, take a shower, shave my legs, eat, and then I will be ready to go."

This is what is heard:

"I want ......a shower.. shave my legs....eat ....... and go."

or

"I want you to pack me in the shower then grab my legs and eat me I am ready to go"

Now this is just 2 of the possiablities.

My tip for the future is this: Grab b/f or hubby by the ears put you nose to his. now you have his attention( if not pull or pinch his ears.) Then tell him what time you will be ready ( after adding 30 minutes for him trying to get in your pants). Then go and get ready.

Please don't tell us everything that you need to do. We really dont care unless somewhere in the list you are going to say " and then I want you to fuck me fast and hard before we go". The list just dosn't matter to us. When are you going to be ready?
Then that is when we will leave.

Holden

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i sometimes wonder why i always have to repeat and beg maybe i should speak slower