Why does...

[Aussie Worm]

Most shampoo, lotions and creams look like that some scientist cummed in a bottle and put a label on it?

Maybe I should dedicate my mind to more useful things.

 

[SweetNick]

If that's the way things are, someone's cum is a nice green color to make my Pert Plus.

 

[Aussie Worm]

Eating seaweed does that to you

 

[SweetNick]

Well, prblems solved. Hmmm, at least it leaves a nice soft feel to my hair.