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Because they can????catfish said:Not me, just the rest of you bastards here.
DallasWantsPink said:Because they can????
Flora said:I don't hate him. I don't even know him.
LovingTongue said:Because a lot of people thought they could prove an argument of mine wrong. Then I came forward with tons of documented facts to back it up and they got mad and started talking shit. Rinse. Repeat.
But now that the national public opinion polls are starting to side with me I am noticing the LT hating has subsided on the GB... I suppose that most of the irritants who despise me now have far too many angry neighbors to argue with instead.![]()
LovingTongue said:Because a lot of people thought they could prove an argument of mine wrong. Then I came forward with tons of documented facts to back it up and they got mad and started talking shit. Rinse. Repeat.
But now that the national public opinion polls are starting to side with me I am noticing the LT hating has subsided on the GB... I suppose that most of the irritants who despise me now have far too many angry neighbors to argue with instead.![]()
SeanH said:Not me. He steps over the bounds of taste on occasion, but I like him.
Taltos said:I sense an LT v. BB cut and paste cage match comming on!
BlueEyesInLevis said:I dont hate him. He's too insignificant to hate.
Just because he's an annoying shit stirrer doesn't make him witty or smart.woody54 said:Too insignificant huh?
He sure ruffles your quilt every day and you do hate him for that.
Read your own posts.
I've torn you a new one so often you should never be constipated again. But then again beating you doesn't make one witty or smart, so....LeahLo519 said:Just because he's an annoying shit stirrer doesn't make him witty or smart.
BlueEyesInLevis said:LT finally gets off his ass and goes looking for a job. He walks into several places and of course gets turned down. It seems they see his bad attitude a mile away. Well somewhere along the line he sees a place called an "EMPLOYMENT AGENCY" , so being the bright fellow he is he walks in and says "I wants a jawb"
The lady behind the county says "Thats excellent sir, but first you must take this apptitude test".
Taken aback, LT replies, "TEST?, I dont know, I dont do too good on them tests!"
Understanding LT's apprehension, the lady explains. "Dont worry sir, you cant fail, its just a test to see which profession you'll happiest in and best suited for in life".
"Oh ..OK! That sounds good! I'll take it then!"
So LT sits down and fills in the answers to the test on the computer card and then turns it back in for her to put in the computer. He then sits quietly and watches as the results appear on her monitor.
BIMM
HY
BAR
T PCT
Confused at first by this strange code he nonetheless uses his higher intellectual powers to deduct its answer.
After a few moments of nervous anticipation on LTs part, the woman returns to her desk, reads her monitor and smiles at LT and announces "Congratulations! It looks like we have your job!"
LT, busting with pride, gushes as he points to each word on her screen, "I know what it is! It says I'm gonna be working for the BIMM company......... in Hawaii............at a BAR....makin' ten percent!!!!!!"
The women smiles and replies, No sir Im sorry, It says....
Be In Mississippi Monday, Have Your Black Ass Ready To Pick Cotton Tuesday!
LovingTongue said:BlewGuysInLevis finally gets kicked out of his singlewide by his mom and has to venture outside the trailer park for a job. He wanders over to an employment agency and discovers they want applicants with college degrees and who know how to take showers. Of course he chews them out royally, telling them that college degrees and showers are for COMMUNISTS!!! and he got his edumacation watching NASCAR, and then he storms out in a huff. Then he finds out that McDonald's doesn't want his lice-infested, shit-encrusted hands around their french fries. Wal Mart came very close to employing him - until they found out he lacked even the hand-eye coordination for pushing shopping carts. He leaves screaming hateful invectives at all the Mexican illegals who got his job instead.
So one day he sees a black man in a 3 piece suit and a briefcase walking into a tall office building and screams "SHOULDN'T YOUR BLACK ASS BE OUT PICKING COTTON!!!" and gets his ass kicked, badly.
After leaving the hospital with his teeth in a jar, BlueGuysInLevis is approached by Queersetti who sees his mouth and, with wide open eyes, says he has a job for him.
So from then on, he is known as BlewGuysInLevis! Queersetti's toothless expert cocksuckerservant for fi dolla a spooge!
No LT...we've had the same argument with the same result (which in your warped perception means that you handed me my ass) about 400 times and I grew tired of it. Arguing with you is like arguing with a 5 year old or a drunk...no comprehension, just "I win!".LovingTongue said:I've torn you a new one so often you should never be constipated again. But then again beating you doesn't make one witty or smart, so....