Why does everyone assume I smoke pot?

[RastaPope]

I mean, really. I'm hurt. It's illegal for crying out loud! And I have the utmost respect for our government and it's laws.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

You mean you don't?

 

[Oilpainter]

Two reasons Rasta.

1. "Rasta" is the first clue.



Oh, and by the way I never smoke pot either

 

[RastaPope]

Two reasons Rasta.

1. "Rasta" is clue #1.
2. You told me you would hook me the next time I was in KC.

It was clue No 2 that really tipped me off.

Oh, and by the way I never smoke pot either

I'm just people who know people. Doesn't mean I smoke the stuff...


Really...

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

It's Best Not To Be In A Denial Spot

Before Or After Smoking

Yaman!

 

[Starfish]

Bullshit!

Your other name is BluntManWhoHatesTheGovernmentAndSmokesDrugsToProveIt.

 

[badasschick]

Oh c'mon...it'll make ya feel good.

 

[Private Vasquez]

If you didn't before...you should now.

 

[Laurel]

You smoke pot?

Don't you know that's illegal, young man?

(kids today!)

 

[RastaPope]

If you didn't before...you should now.

Even if I got stoned, which I don't, I could give a Barbie a better hair cut. Kee-RISTE!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I never assumed nothing!!! what do you mean everybody?

 

[Private Vasquez]

You just wait. It'll be seen on all the Runways come fall. The Chop. It'll be bigger than The Rachel.

 

[Nora]

c'mon...

All the COOL kids do it!

 

[RastaPope]

You just wait. It'll be seen on all the Runways come fall. The Chop. It'll be bigger than The Rachel.

You realize that in 10 years, if you make that statement, you'll really be dating yourself?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I hope not...I get bored with myself after a while.

 

[Nora]

I can't believe I'm gonna ask...

but what's "The Rachel"?

Yes, I'm old.

 

[Laurel]

You realize that in 10 years, if you make that statement, you'll really be dating yourself?

What's wrong with dating yourself? I find myself irresistably sexy, thankyouverymuch!

 

[RastaPope]

What's wrong with dating yourself? I find myself irresistably sexy, thankyouverymuch!

Knew that was coming....


And Nora...The Rachel refers to the mid 90's Jennifer Aniston cut.

 

[Nora]

Thank you, you dear, sweet, little pothead =)


although I knew I'd be happier if I hadn't asked...

 

[Laurel]

I couldn't help it. I'm a corny lame-o.

 

[Debbie]

I mean, really. I'm hurt. It's illegal for crying out loud! And I have the utmost respect for our government and it's laws.

I humbly apologise for assuming you smoked pot. It was wrong of me to jump to conclusions. Will you please forgive me?


Making assumptions about someone and prejudging them without proof is unacceptable.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry.

 

[katori]

Maybe it's that one song, sung by rastafari icons peter tosh and bob marley... How does it go?
"Legalize it, don't criticize it
You've got to legalize it (legalize it, legalize it)..."

Or one of the similar little ditties like "Smoke two joints," and "smoke marihuana." Or quotes like "The more man smoke pot, the more Babylon fall."


Now let's all go make Babylon fall.

 

[SINthysist]

Does it have anything to do with your discussion of setting up your closet and how much you smoke daily and how long it would take to get your pipeline going again?

Quiz. How long ago DO you think the FBI began monitering places like this in the war against child porn and child abductions?

 

[SINthysist]

I forgot

That I was going to remind you that toking afffects short-term, uhhhh, what's the word I'm looking for...

Got to go. I smell bacon!