Why do you woman take long shopping?

smoothg103rd

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2 hours in one store trying the same thing on like it's gone change. This slore just had me in the mall for like 4 hours and only got two things. Like how many times do you have to try on the same shit? She all getting bra measurements and shit. Going in like 20 different stores for what reason? I will never go shopping with another woman in my life.
 
You haven't gotten to the best part yet.

You're gonna have to pay for all that stuff at the checkout.

lol
 
2 hours in one store trying the same thing on like it's gone change. This slore just had me in the mall for like 4 hours and only got two things. Like how many times do you have to try on the same shit? She all getting bra measurements and shit. Going in like 20 different stores for what reason? I will never go shopping with another woman in my life.

Ugh. I hate shopping. Trying on is even worse. Just pick one out, buy it and go. Home
 
Get your smoove on man. Take that bitch into the dressing room and bang that ass.

:cool:
 
You haven't gotten to the best part yet.

You're gonna have to pay for all that stuff at the checkout.

lol

Who? I only buy two females stuff, my mother and my daughter. She ain't my girlfriend. She will be lucky if I treat her to some McDonald's.
 
Ugh. I hate shopping. Trying on is even worse. Just pick one out, buy it and go. Home

You are the minority. As for the why they take so long--They just do. Relax and accept it.

Most of the time I don't go with her.
 
2 hours in one store trying the same thing on like it's gone change. This slore just had me in the mall for like 4 hours and only got two things. Like how many times do you have to try on the same shit? She all getting bra measurements and shit. Going in like 20 different stores for what reason? I will never go shopping with another woman in my life.

Well, there go my dreams of taking you to Victoria's Secret with me.
 
2 hours in one store trying the same thing on like it's gone change. This slore just had me in the mall for like 4 hours and only got two things. Like how many times do you have to try on the same shit? She all getting bra measurements and shit. Going in like 20 different stores for what reason? I will never go shopping with another woman in my life.

Sizing in women's clothing is not consistent like in men's. In jeans I can range 3 sizes depending on the brand and sometimes even within the brand depending on the cut.
Don't even get me started on bras and bra sizes...
 
Smoove, we're hunter/gatherers. Men are the hunters, women are the gatherers. It ain't going to change.
 
Sizing in women's clothing is not consistent like in men's.

Would't go that far. At least not for pants. The number of times I try out "my" size and end up in either ball pinching agony, stupid flappy sails in the knee area or shit not reaching proper way down are too many to count.
 
I order all my clothing online. I know my measurements for pants, shirts and coats and have bought tailored dress slacks, suit coats, dress shirts, polos, jeans, shoes, jackets you name it.
 
Sizing in women's clothing is not consistent like in men's. In jeans I can range 3 sizes depending on the brand and sometimes even within the brand depending on the cut.
Don't even get me started on bras and bra sizes...

I have such a hard time finding bras that fit me. Oh crap. Did I say that out loud? :D
 
Think of it like fishing...when you don't catch anything you were still fishing.

Women go shopping, not buying

and yes smoot...I know you don't go fishing...but there's a reason for that
 
Think of it like fishing...when you don't catch anything you were still fishing.

Women go shopping, not buying

and yes smoot...I know you don't go fishing...but there's a reason for that

That is a great analogy.
 
Sizing in women's clothing is not consistent like in men's. In jeans I can range 3 sizes depending on the brand and sometimes even within the brand depending on the cut.
Don't even get me started on bras and bra sizes...

I understand that, but she was trying on the same pair of jeans and sandals." Do these look too tight ?" Or "do these look too small?" Like bitch do they feel too tight or small? She really pissed me off.
 
I order all my clothing online. I know my measurements for pants, shirts and coats and have bought tailored dress slacks, suit coats, dress shirts, polos, jeans, shoes, jackets you name it.

Yeah I know all my measurements too. I know men that try on sneakers. I just walk in the store and say gimme a 9 and a half in these.
 
Depends on the woman. I browse only when I have a broad idea of what I want (i.e clothes in X colour and X size), but not a specific brand or type. If I have a specific item in mind, I go in, get it and get out - 10 minutes max, depending on queue size. I also prefer shopping alone.

*shrugs*
 
Just a bunch of hours I can never get back.

It's part of dealing with women. For hundreds of thousands of years men have been dealing with this situation. Our male ancestors went out hunting, killed the first thing they came across, and went home. They knew better than to go out gathering with the women. :D
 
I understand that, but she was trying on the same pair of jeans and sandals." Do these look too tight ?" Or "do these look too small?" Like bitch do they feel too tight or small? She really pissed me off.

She is missing the rule of great shopping which is that if you have any questions, leave it and go find something else. You should love everything.

I also go snoop shopping to try on different styles and clothes I think I might like with no intention of buying them. If there is an element I like, I take a picture of it, sometimes I ever measure it. I know people who go as far as doing a wax paper rubbing of an element but I don't do that. I don't need an audience for snoop shopping since it is totally my opinion of the piece, sometimes another designer and I will go snoop shopping together.

I also catalog what brand/lines fit me and what doesn't do when I need something, I know right where to go.

I am trying to plan out my wardrobe to the extent that I will only need to replace things when they wear out and never need to even think about buying something for a particular event.
 
Depends on the woman. I browse only when I have a broad idea of what I want (i.e clothes in X colour and X size), but not a specific brand or type. If I have a specific item in mind, I go in, get it and get out - 10 minutes max, depending on queue size. I also prefer shopping alone.

*shrugs*

You are a man baby :D

PS are you single? ;)
 
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