Why do you masturbate?

[StrapFantasy]

The problem with our "hobby" is that you can't put it on a job application!

Well, you could...

It may be more helpful when applying for certain kinds of jobs than others, though.

 

[StrapFantasy]

Where is the option for "I don't masturbate"?

Oh, c'mon. We all know there's two kinds of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.

 

[GiannaF]

Oh, c'mon. We all know there's two kinds of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.

EXACTLY! Who doesn't masturbate!?!?!?!

 

[rosebud_6]

The problem with our "hobby" is that you can't put it on a job application!

hahaha! so true!

 

[ewopper]

because I can

 

[HockeyShark]

Why? Why Not?

 

[Raven_Sunset]

I definitely do it to get off..... sometimes having sex just isn't an option!

 

[Luvkitty33]

Well, I figured since I just had a great "DATE" with my rabbit it would be a good time to answer this question!! I voted for the satisfaction and release answer, but I would say it's really "all of the above"....with one exception...I've never masturbated in front of anyone. I would have to have incredible trust with my partner in order to do that. I have masturbated under the covers with a boyfriend laying next to me when he failed to get me off. He wasn't watching or paying attention though.

I also masturbate because it feels amazing!! In particular, I love the long drawn out sessions that go on for a few hours. Those are the BEST!!!

I've noticed that since I started sleeping naked, my hands either seem to be playing with my boobs or my pussy without even really noticing. It's almost like a conditioned relaxation response or something! *giggles*

Whew! After all this masturbation talk, I think I need to go for round two with my rabbit!!

 

[southernsky]

Why do I masturbate? So I can keep my poor lonely single sex drive down to a manageable level. So I can walk down the street without ripping random hot strangers' clothes off and attempting to fuck them in the streets So I can hold a conversation with my female friends without staring at their boobs (usually sort of successful). So I can hang out with my guy friends without fucking them in my head and having it be completely obvious that that's what I'm doing.

Why else? My vibrator doesn't talk back. The morning after isn't awkward. My vibrator never gets clingy. That's a joke, btw. My vibe will never replace hot sex.

 

[Erosian]

I do it to go to the deepest, darkest place in my head where I hold all the secrets that even my consciousness can't accidentally unlock. I do it to finally, and completely, let my guard down yet still feel safe. I do it to have complete control of everything and have it go exactly the way I want, down to the smallest detail. I do it because it's the one time where I can let myself be myself without judgment from anyone. I do it to feel warm and happy.