Why do you love Saddam (for Liberals only)

[Hamletmaschine]

Originally posted by Clit_licker (plus some number or another)
Why do you libs love Sadamn? He kills women and children. He is a eco terrorist and he fucks goats. Why do you love him?

This is such a pithy question, it would be interesting to find out how all you/us Liberals feel.

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

Other - he's got a great moustache

 

[RawHumor]

You should change your av to Saddam so it would fit your title more. It would at least help you score with the liberal babes.

Just don't mention beer.

 

[modest mouse]

Where is the 'he fucks goats' option?

I voted for SCUD. Those words pouring out of Diane Sawyer's mouth is instant wood.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I agree

LaBatts sucks

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This is his high school graduation pic.

 

[Lancecastor]

I admire his entrepeneurial spirit.

Raised in a single parent family, he struggled to get ahead.

Seeking opportunities to live the Iraqi Dream of a missile battery in every palace dome, he went into politics at an early age.

Selecting a small party with no brand name, he worked hard at killing and intimidating his peers until he was in a position to be his own man and run his very own small country with just a small revolution.

Like Bill Gates, he consolodated his position and expanded his influence until everyone had his picture on their desktop.

In later years, his interest in new technologies has expanded his countries scientific know-how...and his benevolence in emptying the jails and forgiving his enemies is legendary.

Saddam is really a model American, showing that "can-do!" spirit in everything he does.

 

[RawHumor]

Saddam is really a model American, showing that "can-do!" spirit in everything he does.

But can he throw a football? A baseball?

I doubt it. He looks pretty limp-wristed.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

. . . I voted for SCUD. Those words pouring out of Diane Sawyer's mouth is instant wood.

God, ain't that the truth.

 

[Lancecastor]

But can he throw a football? A baseball?

I doubt it. He looks pretty limp-wristed.

GWB can't touch Saddam when it comes to throwing an election.

 

[clit_licker30]

This is such a pithy question, it would be interesting to find out how all you/us Liberals feel.

What does "pithy" mean? I want to vote so badly, but the chads are hanging and the machines are to complicated for the old folks in FL to correct.

Plus they are dimorats and they aren't very smart, so please splain it to me.

 

[clit_licker30]

<sarcasm>I admire his entrepeneurial spirit.

Raised in a single parent family, he struggled to get ahead.

Seeking opportunities to live the Iraqi Dream of a missile battery in every palace dome, he went into politics at an early age.

Selecting a small party with no brand name, he worked hard at killing and intimidating his peers until he was in a position to be his own man and run his very own small country with just a small revolution.

Like Bill Gates, he consolodated his position and expanded his influence until everyone had his picture on their desktop.

In later years, his interest in new technologies has expanded his countries scientific know-how...and his benevolence in emptying the jails and forgiving his enemies is legendary.

Saddam is really a model American, showing that "can-do!" spirit in everything he does.

</sarcasm>

That was very good!

 

[celiaKitten]

*groans* why oh why does this board attract the crazies?

 

[RawHumor]

GWB can't touch Saddam when it comes to throwing an election.

Democracy's a bitch.