Why do we park on driveway and drive on a parkway?

[cavedaddy]

Did you ever wonder why you park on a driveway? Drive on parkway? Why do they call it a hot water heater when hot water does not need to be heated? why do they call it a doughnut when there are no nuts in the dough?

 

[Dietrich K.]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

 

[dickE]

Probly because we all listen to Gallagher??........he of smashing watermellon fame??.......Sledge-O-Matic wielder??

 

[cavedaddy]

very good.thanks for clearing that up.I think? lol

 

[cavedaddy]

if a woman has 7 children..how can 3 and a 1/2 of them be boys?

 

[Ginny]

caveyyyyyyyyyy!

you crazy thang.....

how was your Christmas?

 

[dickE]

if a woman has 7 children..how can 3 and a 1/2 of them be boys?

I trust that this is a hypothetical question!

 

[MrBates]

More Ponderables.....

Hey, if you get thru that one, there's lots more of those goofy things to 'ponder' at this site:

www.crazythoughts.com

 

[dickE]

Re: More Ponderables.....

Hey, if you get thru that one, there's lots more of those goofy things to 'ponder' at this site:

www.crazythoughts.com

Sorry.................I have the market cornered there!

 

[phrodeau]

Why are shipments sent on cars, and cargo sent on ships?

 

[dickE]

For that matter..............


Why can't I go to the airport with a ticket to Detroit and tell the baggage people I want this one sent to Chicago and this one sent to Miami??

They'll say they're sorry, but they can't do that!


I tell them, "Why the hell not? You did that for me last week"!! **rim-shot**

 

[bknight2602]

Are you guys bored? LMAO

 

[concrete]

why is it called HERPES...instead of HISPES..??

 

[cavedaddy]

caveyyyyyyyyyy!

you crazy thang.....

how was your Christmas?

My Christmas was wonderful darling.......not a whole lot of jacking though......damn it to hell

how was your christmas?