Why do we men insist on wearing clothes that just don't do us well or fit our body

Todd-'o'-Vision

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I mean someof us go around wearing speedos which no one can see because of our rolls of flab covering it up.

of those tight teenage style shirt that look good if you have a small frame but look like you raided your sons wardrobe cause you forgot to put your clothes in the washing machine.

how bout tose pants when we bend over more cleavage can be seen than dolly parton and pandora peaks combined.

or those belt buckles so large we can't bend forward cause they are so bug

do we men really have so little fashion sense?
 
You don't wear clothes when you're working? I bet you're popular over in the grocery store when you're doing the demos. Do the ladies ever tweak your, mmm, cucumber? If they do, does that mean you lost your virginity?
 
KillerMuffin said:
You don't wear clothes when you're working? I bet you're popular over in the grocery store when you're doing the demos. Do the ladies ever tweak your, mmm, cucumber? If they do, does that mean you lost your virginity?

If I could get away with it I wouldn't be wearing anything, I feel so bound when wesaring clothes
 
uuuuuuuh!

KillerMuffin said:
Why do good looking men insist on wearing clothes at all?

<<<rapidly disrobing>>>

Hi! :)

Like your bra, KM!
 
Pant Cleavage!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooooooo .... I never heard that one before

I think you just coined a new term for the International Plumbers Union :D
 
Re: Pant Cleavage!!!!!!!!!

LRC said:
lmaoooooooo .... I never heard that one before

I think you just coined a new term for the International Plumbers Union :D


i try
 
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