Why Do They Blow Themselves Up?

[DevilishTexan]

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.


Let's see now:
No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No Lit.
No tailgate parties. No Alcohol.
No Home Depot.
No hot dogs. No burgers.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas. No compassion.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?

 

[RightField]

lol...good one.

 

[TazmanDev]

And if they are supposed to get 70 virgins, why aren't all the older people doing these things?

 

[DevilishTexan]

And if they are supposed to get 70 virgins, why aren't all the older people doing these things?

They can't handle 1 virgin here, why embarrass themselves with 70 in heaven?

Do you remember what it was like the first time YOU came? Dude, 1 virgin is deadly on an old dude.

 

[bisexplicit]

This isn't funny, it's just ignorant.

 

[DevilishTexan]

This isn't funny, it's just ignorant.

No, it's pretty funny. You just need to quit being such an uptight ass.


And wake the fuck up.

 

[bisexplicit]

No, it's pretty funny. You just need to quit being such an uptight ass.


And wake the fuck up.

"Muslims kill themselves 'cause they don't believe Jesus is the son of God. Hilarious!" :avery:

Wake up? Actually, it's time for me to go to sleep.

 

[*RavenC]

I really don’t see the humor either.

 

[DevilishTexan]

"Muslims kill themselves 'cause they don't believe Jesus is the son of God. Hilarious!" :avery:

Wake up? Actually, it's time for me to go to sleep.

I don't see that anywhere. Huh? :rory:

 

[MechaBlade]

Yeah, most of this makes me kinda sad.

The cartoon is funny, tho.

 

[luxey313]

they are supposed to be dying for their God
none of those things are supposed to matter to them

 

[PillowPants]

you're kind of a redneck, huh?

 

[DevilishTexan]

you're kind of a redneck, huh?

Not in the least. I just don't have any compassion for people that want to kill me.

 

[catfish]

My theory is that they all have a serious pork bbq deficiency. Think about a life without a good pork bbq sandwich and a beer, or ribs, or ham, or bacon......hell, I would blow myself up too.

 

[Malachi]

I really don’t see the humor either.

The humor must be the juxtaposition of Jesus and Wal-Mart embodying the same "American" values.
Or wait, is that the lack of humor?
So hard to keep track these days.