WHY DO PEOPLE GET STRANGE IDEAS???

[SimplySouthern]

Now that would be funnier than ANYTHING we could have said here. You got a web cam?

Doc ~ A serious question...what happens if a woman takes Viagra? any effect at all?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Doc ~ A serious question...what happens if a woman takes Viagra? any effect at all?

A stiff lower lip?

(*ahem* sorry)

 

[Lovely Latina]

<reads again...cringes>

Really REALLY sorry.

 

[SimplySouthern]

ROFLMAO...OMG OMG OMG..that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. You get my award of the day LL!

Bless your heart

 

[April]

OMG, LL! Now I have to change my underwear!

 

[Ambrosious]

My wife and I once took one viagra each, just to see what it would do. I loved it when mine took effect-just damn. Her nipples stayed hard for about a month. And she drooled a lot. Must have been the stiff lower lip.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Doc ~ A serious question...what happens if a woman takes Viagra? any effect at all?

A stiff lower lip?

(*ahem* sorry)

You crack me up, LL! You da best!

But to answer Southie's question, Viagra is a selective phosphodiesterase inhibitor that preferentially prevents constriction of the helical arteries of the penis, allowing them to dilate and fill up the erectile tissue on demand like they did in their younger days. Viagra was actually first tested as a treatment for angina to (like nitroglycerin, etc.) but the researchers began hearing reports of a particular unexpectedly-stiff side effect in some of their male subjects.

More recent studies with women have shown that Viagra also increases blood flow to the female genitals, but there was no evidence of statistically significant improvement of sexual desire, sexual pleasure, number or intensity of orgasms, etc. so don't go rushing out for it. (there are several other drugs undergoing FDA trials that have real potential, so all's not lost)

...Not to say that Viagra might not work for you ladies. The placebo effect is a mighty powerful thing (remember how the crows convinced Dumbo he could fly with the magic feather?). Placebo tends to have about 30% efficacy across the board in most scientific studies (never fails to amaze me).

And as for you, Ambrosius, it was probably the placebo effect that perked you up too. You see, Viagra has no physiological effect on males with normal sexual function...

or do you have a confession you'd like to share with the board?

 

[Wizard]

Ok Ok Ok back up here, I want to know ......You say you were stoned now I have smoked pot for almost 20 years now and never did that shit what were you on?

Fill me in ....I have been a lab rat in a past life.

 

[Thumper]

Hey..look at me talking like it happens to me all the time. LMAO. I have to be the most sexually deprived boring person on the face of the Earth..LOL

Sorry my lovely southern belle....I hold that dubious honor

Siren.....We can get the Wesson oil from the grocery store, it's near the produce aisle Wasn't Florence Henderson the spokeswoman for Wesson? I guess there was more going on in that Brady house than we ever saw eh?

"Here Greg let me show you the many uses of this wonderful Wesson oil"

April blew her breakfast into her underwear...that is so awesome!

[Edited by Thumper on 07-07-2000 at 04:47 PM]

 

[Siren]

 

[April]

Did not Thumper! I was laughing so hard, I cried! My sides still hurt.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Idongeddit...<scratching head with confused look>

<thinks to self> Even the Jack Tripper crack wasn't THAT funny. Hmmmm...but cereal in underwear...that must mean something, right?

I JUST don't get it sometimes.

Well...aight. *shrugs*

Soooooooooooooo,...uhh...what's UP, Doc? NO WAIT!...Let me ask you that question AFTER you perform my free pelvic exam.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Why what ARE you talking about, LL? I'm sure you know that we doctors are completely professional and never have ANY inappropriate thoughts/urges/desires toward patients.

But now, when you show up for your appointment, don't forget to wear those crotchless panties you know I like.

(to facilitate the completely professional exam, of course)

 

[Tressa]

Share whatever you guys are on!

Whatever the fuck yaller smoking, you need to share it wit me!!!!!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Professionalism?

Why what ARE you talking about, LL? I'm sure you know that we doctors are completely professional and never have ANY inappropriate thoughts/urges/desires toward patients.

Yeah...but you're not QUITE a doctor yet, now are ya? <wink wink> So I believe that makes you exempt from any and all professional codes of honor up until then.

That being said...may I have my "medicinal" blow job and marijuana now please?

LL (aka Olive Myclozoff)

 

[Jade]

Re: Professionalism?

Why what ARE you talking about, LL? I'm sure you know that we doctors are completely professional and never have ANY inappropriate thoughts/urges/desires toward patients.

LL (aka Olive Myclozoff)

Good one LL!!

[Edited by Jade on 07-08-2000 at 04:54 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Stay away from the brown acid people ..

what were you on?

Oh no I suspect they dropped the brown acid. We were supposed to stay away from the brown acid.

 

[Lasher]

Shit....

Someone told me it was the blue blotter with the Bart Simpsons on it you were supposed to stay away from... I took the brown acid.... Dammit......

 

[Wizard]

Didn't we learn anything from woodstock? STAY away from the brown acid........Hell, smoke pot maybe just maybe squeeze a mushroom or two in now and then but don't do the brown acid...lol

 

[Isabella Thorne]

LMAO Lasher ... yikes .. ok .. we'll have to talk you down man ... be brave ..

 

[Lasher]

Ohhh... Wow...

I'm feeling kinda funny, man...

 

[Mensa]

Re: Ohhh... Wow...

I'm feeling kinda funny, man...

No wonder! Take your hand out of your pocket!!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yeah...but you're not QUITE a doctor yet, now are ya? <wink wink> So I believe that makes you exempt from any and all professional codes of honor up until then.

That being said...may I have my "medicinal" blow job and marijuana now please?

LL (aka Olive Myclozoff)

Can it be true that I've found Olive, my long-lost Russo-Latin cousin? I seem to remember your name being Olive Yurclozoff II, though. Maybe my memory's clouded by all those vodkas and tequilas we were knocking back.

And now that you mention it, I think that Hippocratic oath thing doesn't kick in for another couple of years and even when it does, I'm starting to remember a recent amendment for medicinal bj's and hooch.

So, hop right up into the saddle, m'lady, put your feet up in the stirrups, and hold on tight. It may be a rough ride.



[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 07-09-2000 at 08:59 AM]

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Tressa

They are not talking about you whaen they say that. They are talking about themselves. Its just that simple.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Stay cool man ..

I'm feeling kinda funny, man...

Oh my dear God .. Lasher .. we forgot Lasher .. did you freak out man .. were there ugly hallucinations .. was it a bad trip