WHY DO PEOPLE GET STRANGE IDEAS???
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Threesomes aren't a fantasy for me. I've been there done that many times. Though they're okay, I prefere the sexual parties to have an even # of people in them! 
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SimplySouthern
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are you attracted to them? have you had anything happen at all? late nights...a few too many drinks...the next thing you know...orgy in the living room.
Hey..look at me talking like it happens to me all the time. LMAO. I have to be the most sexually deprived boring person on the face of the Earth..LOL
Hey..look at me talking like it happens to me all the time. LMAO. I have to be the most sexually deprived boring person on the face of the Earth..LOL
Late night ..... too many drinks
Ive had sex with one, that was an accident..... I thought he was santa! i swear! lol. yes i have had sex with one of them. Liam the nice assed one. much is hazy, it happened many times, i only remember waking up on a table covered in wesson's cooking oil(the kind in a can)......
There were other instances too though
Ive had sex with one, that was an accident..... I thought he was santa! i swear! lol. yes i have had sex with one of them. Liam the nice assed one. much is hazy, it happened many times, i only remember waking up on a table covered in wesson's cooking oil(the kind in a can)......
There were other instances too though
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details woman...give us all the gory details. Paint us a picture with words...or tell me what happened and we will make up our own story. C'mon..out with it!
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no really...tell us...and make sure you tell us ALL the good parts. details woman...give us details!
someone's looking a little desperate here! *LOL*
someone's looking a little desperate here! *LOL*
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we walked in the apartment.Liam dissapeared into his room. i was laying on the couch when he came back. he mumbled something about david not being home, and that he was probably off getting laid. i said i knew he was, and liam started laughing like a dumbass, asking if id like to have sex with him. i said yes.
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we walked in the apartment.Liam dissapeared into his room. i was laying on the couch when he came back. he mumbled something about david not being home, and that he was probably off getting laid. i said i knew he was, and liam started laughing like a dumbass, asking if id like to have sex with him. i said yes.
anyways, he freaked out and ran to his room again. when he came out he had a box of all this stuff. he started getting off his clothes, and i was just so fucking freaked out. i was joking, right.right before i knew it, wham bam, i have this huge guy naked ontop of me! i was stoned and paranoid, and started screaming. A lady from upstairs was banging on our door, and Liam openened the door fucking naked right, and asked her if she wanted to join in. this lady is like 70 something and freaks out running up and down the hall of the complex about naked perverts and shit
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Is anyone else beginning to see why "people get strange ideas"?
SimplySouthern
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Just my idea!
oh boy...I asked for this didn't I?
I was thinking of something more along the lines of ....
We came home from dinner having had entirely too much wine between the two of us. I opened the door to the apartment and he followed me in. As I turned to shut and lock the door behind me, I stumbled and put my hand out to catch myself. He grabbed my arm to steady me and I looked up with a goofy "damn-I'm-clumsy" look on my face. My hand on his chest and his on my arm...no one moves. We look at one another and without a word, move closer for a kiss.
Moving along from there we head to the kitchen where we keep the oil. Grease 'er up baby..here I come!
oh boy...I asked for this didn't I?
I was thinking of something more along the lines of ....
We came home from dinner having had entirely too much wine between the two of us. I opened the door to the apartment and he followed me in. As I turned to shut and lock the door behind me, I stumbled and put my hand out to catch myself. He grabbed my arm to steady me and I looked up with a goofy "damn-I'm-clumsy" look on my face. My hand on his chest and his on my arm...no one moves. We look at one another and without a word, move closer for a kiss.
Moving along from there we head to the kitchen where we keep the oil. Grease 'er up baby..here I come!
he slams the door, and runs over to the couch right?
hes like licking my neck, he mustve been really stoned, and then he's fumbling with my clothes for five minutes. push him off, and grab his hand, and lead him to my room. I push him down on my bed, grab a condom off my nightstand, and put it near him b/c im going to put it on him. he smacks my hand away and bitches me out about how he doesn't like condoms and hes clean.
he gets on top of me and starts kissing my neck. im tugging off my jeans, and hes playing with my nipples. he puts one in his mouth, and i freak out. he didn't know he was gnawing on it. he moves on to the next one. i get my jeans off, and hes smiling like a freak.
hes like licking my neck, he mustve been really stoned, and then he's fumbling with my clothes for five minutes. push him off, and grab his hand, and lead him to my room. I push him down on my bed, grab a condom off my nightstand, and put it near him b/c im going to put it on him. he smacks my hand away and bitches me out about how he doesn't like condoms and hes clean.
he gets on top of me and starts kissing my neck. im tugging off my jeans, and hes playing with my nipples. he puts one in his mouth, and i freak out. he didn't know he was gnawing on it. he moves on to the next one. i get my jeans off, and hes smiling like a freak.
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Re: hehe
~ahem~
Maybe it's that old lady walking the halls in bunny slippers and muttering 'perverts' whenever she looks at your door.
*This useless quote brought to you by Viagra for seniors 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!'*
Tressa said:
~ahem~
Maybe it's that old lady walking the halls in bunny slippers and muttering 'perverts' whenever she looks at your door.
*This useless quote brought to you by Viagra for seniors 'Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!'*
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Re: Re: hehe
Miss Never, being a layperson, you're forgiven for using the trade name, "Viagra", but if you want to impress your friends and family with your superior education, you should refer to it by its scientific name:
Mycoxafloppin
(and soon to be available as the generic, Myprixafailin)
Never said:
Miss Never, being a layperson, you're forgiven for using the trade name, "Viagra", but if you want to impress your friends and family with your superior education, you should refer to it by its scientific name:
Mycoxafloppin
(and soon to be available as the generic, Myprixafailin)
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I have no idea what you people are talking about.
I have no idea what you people are talking about.
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