Why do men's sex toys suck?

[Saint_Ann]

I guess nothing compares to a calloused fist soaked in Vaseline.

Best look elsewhere for this years stocking stuffers.

 

[traill]

There's more and more sex toys for men. There's so many new prostate massagers on the market for example. Some include with vibration, e-stim, etc.

 

[iso36]

Why don’t men’s sex toys suck?

 

[Philthy_Phil]

I guess nothing compares to a calloused fist soaked in Vaseline.

Best look elsewhere for this years stocking stuffers.

Keep searching. You'll find one that works for you.

 

[Nixithid]

Correction, only the cheap toys for men are lame. Every guy already comes equipped with a couple of hands, each one giving you full range of warming motion. Capable of squeezing and occasionally lightly scratching in a variety of ways.

For those with money, at five grand, you can buy a fully automated machine that will completely milk your cock. I even saw set up one time for like 50 Grand. It came with a VR headset and a mat you would lay over your body. Machine and sensors would simulate a woman riding you, and the VR would give you the visuals.