why do dogs???

sufisaint

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drink out of the toilet and then proceed to try and lick your face...is it genetic like their inborn hatred of vacuum cleaners?
 
This is why I don't really care for dogs. They drool and breath in your face too.
 
When my dogs get really excited, they don't drool or try to lick me. They swing their giant hip-high bodies around until I have been sufficiently smashed into the wall and then they lean...
 
Here is another one..how come a dog (or cat) yacking sound can wake me up in the middle of the dead sleep and get my feet on the floor faster than my smoke alarm?
 
It's kinda like why they hump your leg.... the world may never know for sure...
 
Puddles just changes my screansaver to whatever mutt she is atracted to now.
 
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