Primalex
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Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.
Cindy Sheehan:"The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war in Iraq."
Mel Gibson:"Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because it's a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew?"
Jim Gilchrist:"The chicken was an illegal immigrant. It not only crossed the road, but it also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it."
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi:"The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Luckily it was killed during the jihad. It has died a martyr."
Plato:"For the greater good."
Aristotle:"It is the nature of chickens to cross roads."
Karl Marx:"It was a historical inevitability."
Timothy Leary:"Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take."
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Jack Nicholson:"'cause it #!&%! wanted to! That's the #!&%! reason!"
Captain James T. Kirk:"To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."
Hippocrates:"Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas."
Howard Stern:"I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you."
Jessica Simpson:"Why would it be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?"
Homer Simpson:"There was free beer on the other side of the road."
Bill Cosby:"Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops."
Snoop Dogg:"This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) it was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'."
Arthur Andersen Consultant:"Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes."
Martin Luther King Jr.:"I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question."
Moses:"And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road. "And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."
Fox Mulder:"You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?"
Richard M. Nixon:"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road!"
Shakespeare:"To cross or not to cross, that is the question."
Rene Descartes:"Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road."
John Kerry:"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side."
Gandhi:"All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road."
Colin Powell:"This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily."
Darwin:"It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees."
Douglas Adams : Forty-two.
Henry David Thoreau:"To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life."
Johnny Cochran:"Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit."
Salvador Dali:"The Fish."
Freud:"The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
Einstein:"Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."
Buddha:"Asking this question denies your own chicken nature."
Secretary Cheney:"Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself."
Senator Lieberman:"I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way."
George Bush:"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."
Al Gore : I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
The Sphinx:"You tell me."
Pat Buchanan:"To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American."
Jerry Falwell:"Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."."
Bill Clinton:"I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?"
O.J. Simpson:"It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time."
Immanuel Kant:"Chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will."
George Orwell:"Because the government had fooled it into thinking that it was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests."
Cindy Sheehan:"The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war in Iraq."
Mel Gibson:"Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because it's a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew?"
Jim Gilchrist:"The chicken was an illegal immigrant. It not only crossed the road, but it also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it."
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi:"The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Luckily it was killed during the jihad. It has died a martyr."
Plato:"For the greater good."
Aristotle:"It is the nature of chickens to cross roads."
Karl Marx:"It was a historical inevitability."
Timothy Leary:"Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take."
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Jack Nicholson:"'cause it #!&%! wanted to! That's the #!&%! reason!"
Captain James T. Kirk:"To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."
Hippocrates:"Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas."
Howard Stern:"I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you."
Jessica Simpson:"Why would it be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?"
Homer Simpson:"There was free beer on the other side of the road."
Bill Cosby:"Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops."
Snoop Dogg:"This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) it was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'."
Arthur Andersen Consultant:"Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes."
Martin Luther King Jr.:"I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question."
Moses:"And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road. "And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."
Fox Mulder:"You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?"
Richard M. Nixon:"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road!"
Shakespeare:"To cross or not to cross, that is the question."
Rene Descartes:"Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road."
John Kerry:"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side."
Gandhi:"All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road."
Colin Powell:"This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily."
Darwin:"It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees."
Douglas Adams : Forty-two.
Henry David Thoreau:"To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life."
Johnny Cochran:"Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit."
Salvador Dali:"The Fish."
Freud:"The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
Einstein:"Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."
Buddha:"Asking this question denies your own chicken nature."
Secretary Cheney:"Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself."
Senator Lieberman:"I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way."
George Bush:"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."
Al Gore : I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
The Sphinx:"You tell me."
Pat Buchanan:"To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American."
Jerry Falwell:"Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."."
Bill Clinton:"I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?"
O.J. Simpson:"It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time."
Immanuel Kant:"Chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will."
George Orwell:"Because the government had fooled it into thinking that it was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests."
