amicus
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Here is...
George Bush's answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
John Kerry's answer:
While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the
road. Then later I realized there were those who needed the chicken on
this side of the road. Now I would like to see the chicken on the other
side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to be on
this side of the road. Ideally, I think the chicken should be in the
middle of the road.
Bill Gates' answer:
I have just released eChicken 2004, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss' answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr's answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's answer:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' answer:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.
Ralph Nader's answer:
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted
by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the
unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because the wheels of a
gas-guzzling SUV crushed it.
Jerry Seinfield's answer:
Why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken
doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Jerry Falwell's answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken you will become gay too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side."
Aristotle's answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Captain Kirk's answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Clinton's answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?
Albert Einstein's answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Sigmund Freud's answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
L.A.P.D.'s answer:
Give us ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Louis Farrakhan's answer:
The road, you will see, represents the black man, and the chicken
crossed the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
O.J. Simpson's answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
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Cheers....amicus
Here is...
George Bush's answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
John Kerry's answer:
While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of the chicken crossing the
road. Then later I realized there were those who needed the chicken on
this side of the road. Now I would like to see the chicken on the other
side of the road, unless of course it would be better served to be on
this side of the road. Ideally, I think the chicken should be in the
middle of the road.
Bill Gates' answer:
I have just released eChicken 2004, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss' answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr's answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's answer:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' answer:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.
Ralph Nader's answer:
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted
by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the
unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because the wheels of a
gas-guzzling SUV crushed it.
Jerry Seinfield's answer:
Why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken
doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Jerry Falwell's answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken you will become gay too. I
say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side."
Aristotle's answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Captain Kirk's answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Clinton's answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?
Albert Einstein's answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Sigmund Freud's answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
L.A.P.D.'s answer:
Give us ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Louis Farrakhan's answer:
The road, you will see, represents the black man, and the chicken
crossed the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
O.J. Simpson's answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cheers....amicus
