Why can't you take me seriously?

[Greyface]

Don't you know how dangerous Dillinger really is? He's wanted in 15 states for reckless endangerment to harmless farm animals; doesn't this set off any bells? It shows me that he has no respect, what so ever, for the lives of others.

Think about the cows. These are, to some, sacred symbols deserving of our reverence. Dillinger is not only an afront to the Hindu Religion, but he also endangers America's supply of beef and leather products that feed and cloth people the world over.

I don't even want to being talking about the things he's done alone a horse; he is an affront to nature and to God. Please, people, take my warnings seriously; stay away from Dillinger.

 

[Vilac]

This would be an appropriate place for me to ask this question:

How do you ignore a member? I've not done my homework in this situation, but I feel it might come in handy at some point soon.

Any info would be appreciated.

V~

 

[Guest]

 

[Siren]

Me ThInKs YoU iS aN AlTeR eGo Of DiLl

 

[Dillinger]

To Diverse Gods Do Mortals bow; Holy Cow, and Wholly Chao!

Ignore the evil Greyface and sing along with me!!!

Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao
It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now
Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb
Her Apple Corps is strong!

Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Her Apple Corps is strong!

She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak
So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd the other cheek!
O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak
Her Apple Corps is strong

 

[Greyface]

Finally, somebody who is listening. To ignore someone, go to "User CP." There should be a grey bar running across your screen. One of the buttons along the grey bar should read "Edit Ignore List." Click that, then, well, I think you'll know what to do.

 

[Siren]

HAHAHAHA hahaha

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

*Detective Wiggles*

All those lyrics in under a minute?

Hmmm. He's good.

 

[Guru]

 

[Silverlily]

Dill can type something like 100 words per minute. He uses the fnord.

*snicker* Apple Corps...

 

[Greyface]

Re: HAHAHAHA hahaha

interesting how you ONLY pop up when Dilly is around eh?

Are you infering that Dillinger and I are the same person? I assure you not. He is evil to his very center. He even practice a religion which teaches to destroy and disregard all manners of civility and decency; it's even has the word "Discord" in its name, how could you all be so blind as to not see this?

Chaos is evil; Order is good. Those who align against one are enemies of the other.

 

[Dillinger]

One day Malacylpse The Younger asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said:

YES?
"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion!
O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"
WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.
"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."
OH. WELL THEN, STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an asprin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

 

[Greyface]

Doesn't his incessant peaching bother you people?

 

[Silverlily]

Absolute Order is stagnation, death.

Only Chaos promotes progress.


Besides, we all begin as children. We begin chaotic.

 

[Guest]

eep.

 

[Silverlily]

Doesn't his incessant peaching bother you people?

Actually, I'm in the mood for a little "peaching".

 

[Guest]

Re: HAHAHAHA hahaha

 

[Sillyman]

Begone Greyface, before I smite thee with the Turkey Curse.

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: HAHAHAHA hahaha

 

[Dillinger]

Actually, I'm in the mood for a little "peaching".

I like peaches.

And I think you're just peachy!

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Re: HAHAHAHA hahaha

Chaos was the organization that Get Smart was trying to destroy........

get your facts straight.

69?

(or was that 99?)

 

[Greyface]

Absolute Order is stagnation, death.
Only Chaos promotes progress.
Besides, we all begin as children. We begin chaotic.

God has set an order to all things; even children. Psychologist and scientist have long come to understand the workings of a child's mind, it is, after all, simple. You're believe that only chaos promotes growth and progress is obviously false; that is like saying that God had to be willy nilly at some point in the process of creation and in none of the major relgions is he ever willy nilly.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Re: Re: HAHAHAHA hahaha

Chaos was the organization that Get Smart was trying to destroy........

lmao

Nick at Nite was running a Get Smart marathon. It took a bit, but now my ten year old is hooked too.

 

[Ezarc]

Begone Greyface, before I smite thee with the Turkey Curse.

Oh please, oh wise one, what the hell is the turkey curse?
Take Care,
Ezarc